📖 DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: Main Thread

Honestly I feel like I am just about done with this. I’ve left the Snortex before for a few weeks only to come back but this might be it. I just feel so numb to this and I got more exciting stuff to do irl. He basically admitted to the whole WWE Champions thing but in the gayest, lamest, most half assed, most cowardice way possible. Phil really is just an asshole who wallows in his hate and infamy, using everything (his gacha addiction) and everyone (John, Howard, Fat Ket) for pity bucks and scamming tards outta disability money, then when shit goes sideways he switches to a self pity defeatist cockroach mode where he begs. That’s it. That’s the code. Rinse and repeat that formula forever. Unless something big happens (like someone suing him or him going to jail) then I think I don’t care to watch anymore. What do you guys think?

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Take a break or just walk away.

This is supposed to be fun, we all hit these patches and take breaks, that is healthy as the vortex can get toxic as fuck.

I do agree that the current arc is very lame and gay and if he leans more into playing WWEC on stream I’ll likely step back a bit myself. There is no way I’ll be spending any time watching the retard play one of the lamest gatcha games I can imagine.

And if anything of note happens in the snortx I’m sure you’ll find out and can judge if it’s worth returning for.

I have the lowest tolerance to cringe, which makes me incapable of actually watching lolcow content. Phil is particularly grating, because his voice is annoying, his content is garbage and his demeanor is repulsive, so I dont watch him nor ree-streams of his trash kahntent. I just follow a few detractors on Twitter and thats how I “follow” the Snortex. Maybe you’re getting to the tipping point (hah) and need to get some distance to follow that nonsense. Nothing you coukd do, you did everything correct, snort

Yeah man I totally agree. I wrote that post because I was curious to see if others felt the same way.

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It’s okay to take breaks away from the goutsphere. I’ve done it plenty of times, myself. Either because he’s SO damn toxic or I have other things happening in my life that I can’t watch or pay attention to Phil.

The pigroach will always be here. Unless he has a stroke on stream or such.

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Tonight’s prestream total spent on the 2nd account.

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I’m in it till the end.

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Will be funny if TJGamebox includes this in his reports. He thinks he is owning someone by ironically playing the game while at the same time unironically playing the game.

This is not the redemption arc he believes it is. Let’s just list a few things that should reassure anyone that Phil is still fucked in the long term.

  • WWE Champions. If he still spends on it as he has been, it doesn’t change his situation from the way it was before. It perpetuates this pattern of irresponsible spending that will keep him in a financial hole for the rest of his pig life.

  • Absence of Charisma. Once the novelty of the KC “redemption” wears off, he will begin to lose some whales. Not all, but some. Again, there is nothing wrong with him making the money since he will remain in financial hell for life.

  • Joon the King Doc. It will hurt him one way or the other. I will periodically tune in and will be there when he reaches the end. It’s entertainment. It’s not that deep.

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Craig saying he’ll consider going on DSPs stream to let DSP air out his 18 month old grievances

Whatever little boost in audience Craig got from the interview has already worn off, so he needs to dip back into the pig to keep his own grift going. It won’t work, but whatever.

I don’t think so, they’ve been doing pretty good as of late


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does anyone know where to find lore on derich

Kiwi Farms

He has his own thread

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It’s like that band that broke up 20 years ago, but are now coming back because the royalty checks are looking pretty slim and it’s time to go back to the well once again. Hell, if Oasis can put their differences aside and go back to pretending to like each other, you know Adam and Craig need those views and if detractors want to throw them a few bones on their streams, I’m sure they’ll appreciate that, too.

Sometimes, you gotta go back to the tried and true classics that is DSP.

Phil see’s the thumbnail of the Joon doc and it’s a Man On The Moon/ Andy Kaufman reference. Well, in reference to the film Man On The Moon. Phil, in his infinite wisdom, claims the movie Man On The Moon is about Andy Warhol. Chat tells Phil, “No, it’s about Andy Kaufman!” Also, he claims it was a “documentary”. No, Phil. Man On The Moon was a biography ABOUT Andy Kaufman, not a documentary. DSP being DSP, he fights back until he googles it.

Phil: “It is Andy Kaufman, I was right.” Gaslighting 101, everyone.

Clip: https://x.com/pwop_streams/status/1829991731439305050?s=46&t=9n325mBEpHyl_cYIJHHmmQ

Speaking of Man On The Moon, Phil thinks that the Joon doc will show the world that’s he’s a Andy Kaufmanese character, everyone. That Phil “blurred” the lines of what’s real and what’s fantasy. Much like Andy! Phil wrestling Jerry Lawler, “breaking” his neck in the ring, being the Women’s World Champion, blurring the lines, and confusing the hell out of people with tales, etc…Sure, Phil! You were REALLY just scratching your leg on May 1st and not having a self-love moment, but that was Leanna’s fault that you did it, because you two were having issues, got it!

Also, more gaslighting! Those business cards he handed out at cons and everything? Well, those weren’t real! You! Yes, YOU! You photoshopped them!

You can’t make this shit up!



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I’m glad he’s so happy with his life now. He was super depressed back when he posted stuff like this on Twitter at 2 AM. Now he only posts stuff like this on Twitter until 2 AM.

Joon Doc thumbnail, title, and timestamps.


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Hes going to be coping about that Eternal Downfall.

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