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ā€œGuys I hope this doesnā€™t become a patternā€¦:cry:ā€

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Daily Wrap - May 4th, 2024

Phil bitches about the Fallout 4 day stream. He complains that hype and support for the Fallout 4 playthrough has dwindled. Itā€™s the games industryā€™s fault, apparently. The games industry has created a new breed of gamer that has zero attention span, meaning that they cannot sit through a lengthy Bethesda playthrough, and this has directly affected the level of support that Phil receives on his streams. Nothing he could do.

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Phil casually admits that he has a way to speak to his moderators off stream, and they also noticed that support for Fallout 4 has dwindled :cry:. Apparently, the moderators were complaining that people in chat were totally disengaged, having their own conversations, and not paying attention to the game at all.

Phil begs the question - ā€œWhat happened to Fallout 4? Why is it so slow?ā€ as his eyes dart around the room and he shrugs his shoulders, still ignoring the fact that his daily tithe of $25 dollars is dead and buried in the backyard.

After addressing the slow support, Phil works himself up again, and complains about people who want him to play the game on hard mode. These people are [color=] ā€œidiotsā€ [/color] who are demanding ā€œstupid variablesā€ because they just didnā€™t do the research - these things just make the game annoying. He reinforces, these demands are just ā€œidiocy.ā€

Phil really wants to keep this playthrough in the daytime stream slot, but itā€™s going to be tough when attendance, engagement, and support are all dwindling. Today just felt like the game was dead :disappointed:. He ā€œsupremely hopesā€ that support will bounce back after heā€™s now made people aware of how poorly the game is doing.

Phil takes a victory lap over tonightā€™s Star Wars stream. He mentions that he hit every tips goal, and uses this as a platform to say that DSPGaming has officially bounced back from RPG Overload :muscle:, despite panicking about support just a few days ago.

Phil says that people are engaging and supporting the channel ā€œin droves,ā€ despite saying two fucking minutes ago, that his Fallout playthrough is dead.

And in closing, Phil brings it back to Fallout 4, again, and says that heā€™s worried about the playthrough. It needs to do good the next time he plays it.

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Weā€™re gonna ban this game to the night stream so fast.

No one is interested in Fallout 4 anymore but this proves otherwise.

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Elden Ring magic cheese build.
Abusing shell spells early on despite not being msg spec(its actually OP as fuck) in that crab game.
and thenā€¦
IDIOT
SAVANT
MELEE
STRENGTH
BUILD
BABY
This fucking dude abuses everything he comes across, including Kat.

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Trolls conspiring for massive chargebacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_nOXayWTU

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It appears based on this tweet here that this is the person who sent the email, he also says he purposely made the sentence structure the way it is and made himself sound dented (spelling mistakes etc.) to appear as a genuine fan. Honestly he did it well because it clearly worked.

Here is the email:

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Did you find the restraining orderā€¦ Because he was hittinā€™ her?

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He attempted a new hat scam today, breaking out the fishing hat again but with the lures removed and asking for an extra $100 to put the lures back. He also managed to stall until 1:25 in his time zone to start gameplay.

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Most overpriced doll ever made :roll_eyes:

Iā€™m catching up on all the bullshit from today.

This is the third time this year that Phil has claimed that trolls are publicly planning OPs to fuck over his business. This schitck is getting old.

What is the solution to this problem? Giving Phil even more money, of course. Even if Phil is wearing a fucking vest, you still need to tip him, because trolls might try to fuck with him. And if they do, Phil may, or may not, tell us about it. Greeeeaaat.

Just so fucking lazy. Heā€™s not even trying to obscure the fact that heā€™s pulling some slime-ass shit, here. I donā€™t know if this retard dentractor email shit is real, but all it does is allow Phil to play the victim even more.


Thereā€™s also the vague admission that a certain percentage of these large anonymous tips Phil has been receiving recently are fake troll tips, soā€¦ are we to believe that Phil really isnā€™t making much at all on these streams. If what heā€™s saying is true, he should be fucking panicking about not being able to afford groceries.

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What ever happen to the tip inspections? What happen to the secret codes so that Dave knows it is the dent the name says it is?

Come on Phil, youā€™re creating your own problem here by not seeing a random ass tip come in with zero real life information and just trying to pocket the cash because youā€™re greedy. Just refund it, send your little email to your remaining 3 whales saying they 100% need to use a verified Paypal or put the secret code in the tip message.

!tip

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The Tipquisition era was pretty crazy, he would immediately pause the game and spend 5-10 minutes asking whether a certain denthead was in chat and whether he had tipped him just now, followed by berating him for not having a verified account. The banner on his Twitch page with a piggybank and the text ā€œVerified Paypal requiredā€ also made me spit out my beer when I first saw it.

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Another zero tip podcastā€¦ :cry: When weā€™re playing Fallout 4, no less.

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Sorry, for being late on this, but yeahā€¦ Phil has been playing very fast and loose with these anonymous tips lately.

He gets these chargebacks, supposedly, and makes a huge fuss over the tips being large and anonymous, and then for the next week he gladly accepts large anonymous tips, like nothing fucking happened. Make it make sense.

There was actually a moment during the May 4th Star Wars stream, that I feel was quite the mask slip. Phil gets a large anonymous tip, accepts it no problem. Then later, he gets another large anonymous tip, and he starts getting nervous about it. He says he knows the earlier anonymous tip was legit, but he canā€™t say the same for this one.

How do we know itā€™s legit, Phil? These are the tip inspections. He just has such a small pool of people who give him money now, that every tip is audited live.

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For me, itā€™s the fact Dave isnā€™t a fence sitter, heā€™s an appeaser. Which sounds like a fence sitter, until you see him take on a further to the side topic. This fucker got asked what he thought of Osama Binladin being killed and he brought up the crusades. I think it would be entertaining for every wrong reasons to him and every right reason for us. An out of touch classist socially retarded hedonist with all the awareness of the deer I ran over last year. Wait, I take that back. I got a new car out of the deer. All Iā€™d get from The Guy is an empty game box and a gout crystal.

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Maybe Iā€™m missing the sarcasm, but none of this is a mystery, right? Thereā€™s no anonymous tips. He sees the name of everyone in paypal, but he follows some kind of gay ā€˜honor systemā€™ where he only calls out names when they put one in the message. So thereā€™s no problem if itā€™s an anonymous tip from OIC or some other pre-approved retard, but very nerves inducing if itā€™s a new person.

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Weā€™re on the same page. Iā€™m just following Philā€™s [flawed] logic, here. Trying to point out the inconsistencies and whatnot.

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That dude gaslit her and morphed her into him. Not to mention her weight and not helping her situation at all. Making it worse by getting some ice cream.

Kat just canā€™t catch a break. Makes you wonder :thinking:

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Happii Gamer, the guy who made The Detractor game on steam, superchatted Phil on the podcast. Chaos ensues.

Basically, Phil denies getting the game taken down, and he claims that the game was taken down by another detractor. Like some sort of detractor turf war. I donā€™t know how the fuck he would know this, but thatā€™s his claim. Happii Gamer types in chat, asking Phil if he will respond to his email. Phil bans him, and tells him to go fuck himself. ( 8:55 )

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I donā€™t think a detractor would say he lives in Alaska. Sounds like a dent or a ginned up hoof doing it.

Also Dave, thought you just donā€™t respond to troll SCs? Just THANKS FOR THE MONEY, DUMMY. and ban.

Also Happi Gamer, dont spend the money I gave you on Dave.

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