One thing Iāve noticed recently is how much Dave moves his fucking head when reading chat. What is wrong with this guy? No normal person needs to move their head that much reading a chat from like a 18 inch screen that is 10 feet away from you.
Just move your fucking eyes from side to side.
Holy fucking mask slip. Did he forgot that he cried for months about how this Argentinian detractor OP was ruining his business? This dude needs psychiatric help lol.
āhasnāt affected anythingā This fucker altered his leader board for the first time in years, and still hasnāt changed it back. He actually took a day to change his pay wall on his reACKACKACKt channel, thus tanking it. The reacts are only going out of spite now.
Daystreams have been boring as fuck, lately. Theyāve really just turned into guessing which of the three socks is going to get Phil to the glasses goal, while he still pretends like his daily tithe of $25 dollars isnāt missing, as he asks himself why he starts gameplay with only $2 dollars in tips.
Autistically analyzing his bathroom breaks, which seem to be pretty sporadic now, is more interesting than watching him fuck around in this Crab Game.
Speaking of, I love how the first name he proposed as the non-Argentinian member level was āSubmission.ā Dude is one of the most unintentionally hilarious comedians every once in a while.
As a person who is the average Helldivers enjoyer, watching the Daily Wrap really shows how this dude needs the constant dopamine hit. Viewers? Good. Support? Good. But Helldivers is booooooring because he hasnāt unlocked anything new and went straight for the āmetaā items of the game.
Why not run around with some gas orbitals, Dave? Why not see what you can make happen with the smokes or the fortification shield? This is what happens when you let your chat handhold you into only getting āthe bestā stratagems.
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, OIC. YOUāLL NEVER BE 1MM.
Okay, Phil needs to stop talking about GMO and thinking one video by a dork in a lab coat actually deboonks anything.
1: Why do farm fresh foods have less pesticides than GMO? Because GMO foods are modified to only work with certain pesticides, and those pesticides are far more potent than what farmers use, which are more natural. So they need to use more. Than said, wash your damn fruit and veg.
2: No science shows organic is more healthy? Well, imagine if you will a farm fresh tomato you get at a farmers market versus some freak mader from Walmart. The farm one will be far more juicy, actually tastes like a tomato and will be far less, or even at all bitter than the GMO one. Iāve got no reason at all not to believe itās also much more nutritionally dense.
3: Meat is self explainitory. Grass fed beef, chicken that know what a worm tastes like and pigs that get to be happy and eat well have more flavor and are more nutrionally dense as well. And the milk from well taken care of cows is better quality too.
so that SE news story.
https://twitter.com/6d6f636869/status/1790227310567960626
HMMMM this tweet seems very familiar, I just canāt place itā¦ I WONDER WHY
Phil went on a rant about professional Street Fighter players being given early access to the Akuma DLC, again. One of Philās regular chatters āUnbiased Fanā told Phil that it doesnāt really matter. Phil went toxic, started yelling at Unbiased Fan, and just straight up called him stupid lol.
funny thing about that and this might blow everyoneās mind cause it rarely happensā¦except all the timeā¦like at this point Iām not even sure his name is phil cause he claims it is.
Heās acting like pro players got to take home a early copy of the game and play it while up loading videos about new tech.
IN REALITY capcom invited FGC content creators big names from Max, Roolfle, Sajam, Justin Wong to smaller than phil creators like Unrooly and CuriousJOI to play season 2 for an hour, they were allowed to record footage but had to keep to one 5 min video.
So his whole thing about pros getting the patch early and putting up new content is, like everything, not based in reality and just shit heās making up.
Phils whole persona is a contradiction anyway. He is supposedly the OG this dude who was on the ground floor for everything, but heās also just like you : a normal gamer.
DSPGaming is a chill, positive place.
The 1MissingMan Saga is getting even weirderā¦
Remember when Phil took his victory lap over his ārotating door of supportersā a couple weeks ago. Well, now he seems to be getting self-conscious over the fact that the vast majority of his support is only coming from a few people.
The other day, Phil totally dropped HellDivers from his schedule, despite the game having great attendance, engagement, and support. Even though the stream netted him over $100 in tips, he still complained that the support only came from two people, as if this has ever been an issue before.
Phil is regularly sitting at zero dollars in tips at the end of the podcast, now, for obvious reasons. Heās in no position to be bitching about his small pool of whales keeping him afloat. And yet, he canāt stop bringing it up.
During last nightās Star Wars stream, Phil once again gets whaled on by a new sock account. Phil straight up admits that heās got this small pool of never before seen people that are currently whaling on him, and even he is weirded out by it. For some reason, Phil freaks out about it, and goes on a diatribe about how heās going to contact Paypal and get these criminal fake tippers thrown in jail, or something.
He eventually calms down, and he sees this new sock pop up in chat. Phil live audits the account, and he was shocked to see that this account is a decade old. I donāt know why heās shocked about thisā¦ all of the other socks that are whaling on him now are also 10 years old. Itās like he really expected this person to be a fraud, for some unknown reason.
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Anyway, Phil, yet again, claims that detractors are publicly broadcastng OPs, and bragging about their scheme to tip Phil, fraudulently, all so they can charge these tips back, and fuck him over financially. This is like the 5th time this year that Phil has recycled this narrative.
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Later in the stream, Phil changes the narrative, and claims that trolls are purposefully doing large tips, so that other people donāt tip, again, to fuck him over financially, and he again starts freaking out over whether or not this new sock is a troll in disguise.
Still no a believer in the charge back saga. I think itās the psychotic ramblings of a greedy douche bag realizing the only thing keeping his addiction continuing unabated is OIC and his many sock puppets. Dave is a neurotic penny pincher. He knows who gives how much.
Yeah sounds like some vague bullshit to keep everyone on their toes; Fearmongering people to keep tipping no matter what imaginary goal is met.
He could easily just refund it if he wants to make a big stink about it. Greed is taking over even more so now with this dudeās time and making him even more conniving.
Matter of fact is the guy donated a ton, and still scams people out of glasses and vests because of the heat? Yeah thatās not against the law if you pull that shit.
I think this is putting his addiction on full display.
Thereās a part of his brain that knows people been fucking with him and will keep fucking with him so it would be wise to exercise caution. He knows that if he doesnāt, there could be consequences that would spill over into serious stuff like paying REAL bills and taxes and screwing up his life.
But thereās the other half that is screaming for Hogans. He needs those gambling pulls. The gacha beast must be fed no matter what. So in his mind he warps up his logic to feel pressured to pull jpegs so thatās why he canāt just wait. He canāt wait a month to make sure itās legit. He needs to gamble NOW. DURING THE NEXT BATHROOM BREAK!
Phil went off on a tangent about Twitch during Fallout 4, today. Itās mostly the same thing youāve heard a thousand times - āI never used hateful slurs, the trolls falsely mass reported me, etc.ā However, Phil added a new spin to it, this time.
Phil claims that, after being āfalsely reportedā by trolls, he was discriminated against, by Twitch, for being white.
He says that Twitch blindly believed the trolls, and didnāt look into the veracity of their complaints, all because he is a straight white male, whereas, the situation would have been taken care of properly if he were āa protected group.ā
This motherfucker is seriously trying to push the narrative that he was kicked off of Twitch due to racial discrimination.
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As a confirmed Twitch janny, I fucking hate whitey.
This is interesting, Dave. The PS5 would be a business asset, right? You know, since you donāt own any personal electronics? Why does Khet have an account on it? She doesnāt work for you, remember?
Oh right. Because the bankruptcy was a fraud.
Phil was sitting in his chat this morning, ranting about trolls, ranting about Youtube, and it devolved into a full blown rant about Derich. (May 18, 2024)
