It legitimately annoys me to no end that Dave is still firmly convinced he needs this convoluted duel PC set up when his new computer is well beyond capable of handling it. That i9 and 32 gbs of DDR5 ram will handle streaming and screen capture at the same time while playing Red Dead Redemption 2 at max settings 1440p. Might not want to go to native 4k, but thatās about his only restriction.
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Is the bullshit in the room with us right now?
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Dude is just addicted to have better stuff than everyone else, its just a status symbol for him.
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Holy shit! That stream last night! Along with Phil telling Keem that heāll come on LOLCOW Live for $50K. Hell, Keem said so himself that Phil is to be āmilked.ā, which means that Phil is a lolcow. Well, weāll all known that. That said, this is a mentally ill theory, so, take it as such. Keem cracked the code on how to get Phil onto LOLCOW Live and how Phil can do Keemās bidding.
Youāre wondering āWell, the KC guys are just gaslighting him and sneak dissing him!ā Correct! Keem had that āah-haā moment and decided to go full D.E.N.N.I.S. system on Phil. He tried to āDemonstrate his valueā to Phl, the $50K, but Phil wasnāt having that. You see, Phil thinks he smart - LMFAO - but, what Phil forgot was the āEā and the āNā in the D.E.N.N.I.S system and that is to āEngage digitally.ā and āNurture dependence.ā. You see, Phil needs his ego stroked and the KC guys found that out the EASY way: kiss his ass the way he likes it kissed, gaslight him, make him believe that youāre his friend. Sneak diss him a bit, heāll think itās āOh, itās just the boys and me having a good olā time.ā Yeah, not quite.
Next, youāll see Keem tell Phil āIāll give you the $50K, BUT letās do a dry run as a āguestā on LOLCOW Live first - letās see how you like it.ā and continue gassing Phil up, while the clown is being the clown. Kiss his ass for a bit, gas him up, and you move to the other āN.ā which is āNeglect emotionallyā. But, not too fast! You gotta be VERY sneaky about it, at first. You gotta kiss his ass FAST and neglect SLOWLY!
All the while, the clown is gonna continue being the clown of the circus, and Keem is laughing all the way to the bank. Yeah, heāll throw Phil a few bones here and there to keep him happy, along with gassing him up, and neglect Phil with having him stupid shit in person or IRL. Heāll tell Phil āWeāll have armed security, no one will harm you, etcā¦ā Because Phil will think that this is his HONEST friend. Not realizing that Phil is another pawn and to be āmilkedā.
That said, this arch will come to an end and that ego is gonna be poppedā¦so, grab your popcorn, everyone. This is about to get good.
Dudes are so similar he probably refuses to listen to the majority of Philās board because it hits too close and causes introspection.
I want you guys here still but im gonna shit on you for things out of everyones control the whole time like an abusive faggot.
I refuse to shut it down so the other site who I will not name get more traffic because I need your traffic, also Iām paranoid. Please donāt go but fuck you.
Also donāt touch the poo, but why is Phil so fucking boring duuuuuuude. BRB gonna eat some shit myself.
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They really are. What I donāt get is Nullās āI hate you DSP detractors, but please stay.ā
Null is no different than the 42 year old shut in we all laugh at.
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Thank you! That needed to be said. They have more in common than most people realize or are willing to admit: friendless assholes that end up shunned by everyone they interact with, but somehow itās always the other peopleās fault. If it wasnāt by Null actually been wordly (living outside of the country) and having actual professional skills, he and DSP wpuld be feathers of the same flock.
For us, shitting on cows is tuesday. We see their actions, get appalled, call them fags and move on. For Joshy ? Man, what he says is going to reflect on a big part of the KF community. Hanging out with DSP isnāt that grand of an idea when phil is a dirt eater and will eagerly pelt mud at him. I donāt how to put the possible dented outcomes from it, KF getting an indirect L from fucking DSP just because Joshy boy touching poop is a pretty savage one.
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The detractors are obsessed with DSP because they track his begging and frivolous spending. Meanwhile, sane and well adjusted people like Joshua Connor Moon do sane and well ajusted stuff like retaining a lawyer and wasting thousands of dollars and court time to obtain footage of the arrest of Nick Rekieta because they really want to know if his house is messy and dirty. If only you people knew how to behaveā¦
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Josh Moon can afford to be retarded just to fuck with Nick Rekieta. I long for the day I too am rich enough to just waste money to fuck with someone. Iād it to Dickers. Iād make him think he got picked up by a record label like Music Biz Marty did to Cyraxx.
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Tomorrow will be the end of KiwiFarms, guys! Just joking.
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Thatās not the point.
Got to get Dickers and Cobra to collab on a song together
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NGL I would not mind that
The fact DSP need to be dragged kicking and screaming over Derich is wild.
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That is a VERY bad look, even banning him now will not wash away that it is done under protest
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They let him off rather easily, almost being too polite and handling him like he is some retarded kid who might start screaming at the first sight of stress. Banning derich was also done rather sloppily, Ip be back in no time.
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Part of me thinks they still want to milk him for content the other part is they donāt want to admit they were wrong about getting involved with DSP so they tried to give him an out to āredeemā himself but even then it went bad. Weāll see what happens while KC is on break for a month.
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Itās almost like Ashton and Andy are disingenous asshole grifters who do not actually back up the values they claim to have when they moralfag.
Clearly they feel there is still milk left in Phil. But oddly enough the person who came out of this carcrash of a stream looking the best was Null, color me surprised.
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I feel like we are at the peak of ridiculousness right now. And I just canāt wait for the crash. The best way I can describe it is that Phil is having some sort of breakdown mixed with his middle age crisis and this is the result. I canāt wait for things to go horribly wrong for him.
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