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They could but I think the reality is they’re just trying to get as much content out of him, whether they continue to be friends with him after I don’t know.

I love the whole PC set-up and him getting mad at the dents because they told him to reset the router. ā€œI’m streaming right now to you!ā€ and holy hell! Who knew resetting the router would actually work! It’s as if ā€œHave you restarted your router?ā€ works! Also, as someone that has worked in IT from desktop support to network engineering, I wanted to drive over to Dave’s house and beat him with his own slipper, just for the overall stupidity! However, you know Khat most likely still has that piece at the snort fort and streaming man would tap into his inner Boogie and shoot one off.

That said, I find it funny that he now has a new toy - which, to be fair, it won’t last forever as he’s gonna blame the liquid cooling when he continues to let it run - I give it six months to a year before he starts claiming PC issues.

Also, new PC, same OLD excuses in Street Fighter 6.

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I mean, he’s already back to saying it’s the netcode. Waste of a perfectly good PC that could have gone to someone who would use it and treat it with respect.

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Crazy mentally ill theory, but I came across this and it got me thinking - with Phil’s life being on a payment plan a la back taxes, which got me thinking: how was he able to get a $1600 PC? How was he able to get all these new stuff, when he’s claiming he’s broke? Well, here comes a new challenger: BNPL (Buy Now, Pay Later).

What’s BNPL? Well, it’s services like Affirm, which has partnered with Amazon, Klarna, Afterpay, and a whole list of others places…where you get high priced items now, but pay over time. With 25% interest, of course. If you’re late, well, that goes up to 50%! Also, with interest rates rising, well…sucks to suck! That $1600 PC just went up to $1800 and it’s continue to rise!

Now, you’re wondering ā€œPhil declared bankruptcy…how is this even possible?ā€ Well, there’s two types of credit checks: soft credit and hard credit checks. Soft credit checks check ā€œHave you used this service before?ā€ and ā€œAre you late on payments?ā€ A hard credit check looks for bankruptcies, delinquent loans, how late have you been on payments, etc…

Knowing Phil, the MOMENT he got a chance to use credit again, this is one of the things he went for. However, he’s gonna claim EVERY single red penny spent on this to his business, so he can go ā€œUm, that $1600 I spent? That was business, dood!ā€ Snort.

Again, it makes sense. Because gacha needs to be played, but he had to upgrade his phone. Boom! Payment plan. New PC? Payment plan. Jasper needs bloodwork New joystick? Payment plan! Jasper needs bloodwork Now, I’m SURE if he wanted to, he could ADD something else to that payment plan…but, I’m sure cat-son is fine!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBHRC6Xwkd8

So do we need to close down the site now that DSP revealed that detractor communities are imploding on yesterday’s copecast? He even imitated all detractors everywhere perfectly. He can’t be wrong. No one ever suspected that the Casino was playing him, ever. Nuke the site, Proper.

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Dave’s been acting scared of the Joon doc, but I think it’s the early FGC stuff that he’s worried about and I don’t think that’s what’s going to cause all the ire, it’s Project 7. That entire arc, every single step was a mistake by Phil that made him look worse and worse and it culminated in his gay ass reACKACKACKt where he spent the entire time burying Howard, shifting all the blame possible and to this day he’s never apologized for any of it. Fucking over his fans, his friends, his business partners, the patreon scam, the react, none of it!

This current arc is retarded dog shit.

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If that’s the case, why wasn’t he shaking in his boots about the Dent Sea Scrolls? Hell, ALT has done an AMAZING job digging up Phil’s time in the FGC and Top-Haterz. No joke, ALT has done some detective work digging up old posts from Phil being a creep and weirdo, especially with some of the ladies of the FGC. I still believe he still holds those thoughts about women on the lines of MGTOW and incel like thoughts and feelings.

Also, Phil LIVED his life on those forms. Even when he was working at Wells Fargo, Best Buy, the helicopter company, etc…I’m willing to bet money once he got home from work, he popped open the laptop, got drunk, and was on there well until he fell asleep in his computer chair. If I remember correctly, there were forum posts that were made at 1 and 2 in the MORNING! Meaning, Phil would sleep for three or four hours every night, spend his weekends inside his room, browsing and replying to those forum posts.

Basically, nothing has changed. Phil still lives his life on Twitter, he lives his life on his phone, and he’s still a toxic piece of crap.

His arrogance and toxicity have been out of the charts since his ā€œsecond comingā€ sponsored by the Cuck Casino paypigs. I have low tolerance for his cringe nonsense, so this Pigroach arc has been partocularly desinteresting.

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OMG! That stream JUST to hang soundproof foam! How do you SCREW that up!?! Not only did he strip all the screws - ā€œTotally not my fault, dood!ā€ - he left one of them in his WALL! He didn’t use a stud finder or a leveler! That and he didn’t clean up the wall dust after it was done.

I seriously have NO words for the ineptitude of how incompetent he truly is, besides being streaming man. I’m surprised he didn’t call or email his dad and ask him to come fly out to the West Coast to help him do thisā€¦ā€œHey, dad! Can you come out to Washington and help me? You’ll have to pay for your own ticket and lodging snort. However, you can drive my Corolla, dood! Sound good?ā€

Also, this is just SAD! No friends, no immediate family, no nothing. Just surrounded by gout, a horse for a ā€œwifeā€, and all to show for it is empty boxes and garbage.

Well, here’s the finished product. What normally takes a mentally ill, mouth drooling moron 20 minutes, it took Philly cheesesteak close to 3 hours!

Also, totally NOT a midlife crisis, BTW! As usual, Phil is five days late and a six star Hogan short.

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Fuck the KC arc but I am all here for the gaslight arc. This man is high on his own ego and it’s crazy to see how broken his mind is.

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If you ever want to see ANYONE high off of their own farts, this is the arch. Smug? Yes. Thinking he’s the hottest thing to ever hit the scene? Yes. And someone with a broken mind? This is the arch.

Phil, get help.

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As long as he can play being the asshole he really is AND get bankrolled by the new Casino paypigs, Phil is a happy pig in his pen.

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And yet, Phil has said that the KC dents money has to continue, in order for him to ā€œbe comfortableā€ and that support has to continue ā€œfor the next 13 weeks.ā€ Phil wants $300 a day! That’s $1800 for the six days he’s streaming, that’s $21,600 for the next 12 weeks! Basically, he wants vest streak 2.0! That’s tips alone! You STILL have to support via SuperChats, Superstickers, SuperThanks, give memberships, be a member, etc…

Basically, he wants the gravy train with biscuit wheels to keep going! Because when Phil is wagging his piggy tail, he’s happy and us detractors are ā€œseethingā€. Sure, Phil! I’m totally seething! Seething so much, I went to work at my mature adult hospital job! Seething, I tell ya! Seething!

You see, Phil belongs to a very common type of lazy internet nobody: the one that is deadly afraid of waking up early. He will beg on his way to the grave and back, as long as that means he doesnt have to set up an alarm clock to 7AM. He believes THAT makes him successful, while anyone having to wake up in the morning and take a bath is a loser.

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I didn’t quit. Null got mad about a Feeder joke.

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What I don’t get is Null’s reasoning for Phil. Let me guess, Phil isn’t a known pedo, carries a gunt and is known to be a pedo and have revenge porn of ex’s and dirt on people, or has a secret Discord full of minors and sells them hormone and teaches kids how to make homemade hormone’s?

Or, Null doesn’t understand how a 42 year old shut-in’s board is the only thing that people are drawn to on his site? The rest is dead, unless a cow does something, like Amberlynn, Foodie Beauty, Cyraxx, or Cobra does something…

Again, DSP is the main clown of the circus. However, that is something Null refuses to realize.

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I’d be a little more likely to give Phil an approving nod for his new attitude as being him just getting more into more Casino like hyping of the support if he also had the common sense to go longer for more support, do community nights for some new game, but he’s not. It’s the same lame ass glasses, hat and vest khambo his entitled low effort piggy self has always thrown on and he’s still out of there at his earliest convenience. He’s kinda starting getting more spontanious, which is cool, dude has reacted to stuff on the spot. But that’s like level 1.3 behavior someone who’s been doing this as long as he has should have been doing years ago.