šŸ“– DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: Main Thread

Besides him being in Kino’s chat until 3 in the morning his time, he’s now taking shots at companies on Twitter, and going Snort ā€œUm, this is doing numbers. I’m never on Twitter.ā€ Yeah, and I’m Bill Gates. Dude, that iPhone 6s is glued to your HAND! Let’s never forget the voice note he once left, it was him asleep and snoring. That and he’s admitted before that he gets all of his news from Twitter.

That said, I love when Kino were taking shots at him and he thought ā€œUm, they’re laughing with me.ā€ No, Phil. They’re laughing at the idiot that you are. They’re laughing AT you!

Also, I love when WWE Supercard did the meme and everything they post on Twitter, it’s all references to him. You know this digs into his gouty soul! Also, I love how they did the meme of when Dave trying to quote Raul Julia (RIP) and he put on the Nazi hat.

That said, let’s enjoy the Kino saga while it last, because we will eventually get a la Sidescrollers 2.0 ā€œThey used me for drama and money.ā€

Edit: Also, I find it funny when us detractors make memes and/or mention about Khat’s weight, we’re the ā€œevil monstersā€, but when two dudes on the internet that Phil is trying to cozy up to, it’s ā€œYeah, she is, ack ack ack.ā€ Just another paragraph in the HypocrisySydePhil.

There’s no way Phil shows up on Kino Casino now, right? Literally everyone beat him over the head with the idea that it would be a disastrous move. There’s no way he’s that boneheaded that he does it anyway, right?

He’s in the middle of his midlife crisis. He’s finally at the point where he’s reflected on his complete lack of friends and he’s desperate to fit in somewhere for the first and what will be the only time in his life. He’s going to be sneak dissed the entire time, it will be funny and I think he’s stupid enough to actually go on.

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Good job, Dave.

You’re so fucking lonely since Khet’s future BBC gave you an ultimatum about Derish and trying to get you to play with your actually retarded fans that you are willing to go speak to people who openly mock you. Sidescrollers knew nothing about you and ended the 5 hours actively disliking you, how do you think talking to trolls will go?

Absolute mongaloid.

I hope you do it, DSP. I really do. I hope you get so pissed off we get another moment where you look at the data for a second and you disconnect due a ā€œDDOSā€ like what happened on Sidescrollers before Keem showed up and your internet magically cleared up.

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The whole sneak dissing and him wanting to be part of a friend group, it’s honestly sad…if you weren’t DSP. You just know he wants to be part of a clique SO damn bad, but his unlikable personality and ability to lie over the smallest things, along with being just a overall toxic piece of shit couldn’t have happened to a better person.

That said, the midlife crisis arch is such a thing of beauty. A sad and pathetic idiot that decided to move away from his support system back in Bridgeport, because he hated it for some unknown reason besides the weather, along with putting a ring on a girl he BARELY knows. We all know he was pressured into marrying soulmaid.

That said, some dent Superchatted Phil $50 and congratulated him on a new car. Phil went total ā€œUh, I don’t have a new car! What are you talking about?ā€ looking a the corner demon and eyes wide.

The person that claimed he say him in his new car, well, he didn’t take a picture. So, it’s all heresay until proof comes up. Also, what a waste of $55. Yes, he Superchatted him another $5 and apologized.

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I actually can’t believe he’s doing it. TBS had a whole show about how the Kino Casino guys would absolutely maul Phil and I hope they do. They better not fuck up. DSP is gonna get ripped to shreds and I am so here for it. AND HE’S GOING THERE WILLINGLY!

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I’m kind of hoping Kino Casino milks this a bit longer I’ve been enjoying the cope session about how KC are equal opportunity razzers and they’ve been more fair to him than others.

DSP can turn off his webcam as he blows his nose, likely because he digging the fuck up in there… But muting the mic is a step too far.

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The corner demons are a manifestation of his lies. They creep into his peripheral, usually diagonally.

Phil suffers from more than narcissism and delusions of grandoor. He is experiencing psychosis. Just like an individual who gets ā€œpossessed by demonsā€ The bottom line here is that he needs tips.

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KC says its looking like Tuesday is when DSP will be streaming with them.

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I love how he said that he can ā€œtalk to the guysā€ on KC about them ā€œnot talking about his family members.ā€ Philly boy! They already have! They called Khat ā€œfatā€ and you laughed about it! You let it slide and basically gave them the okay to do it!

It’s okay for THEM to laugh at him putting a ring on a Michigan 1 from the good side of the trailer park as Kino Casino, but don’t be a detractor calling Khat a ā€œhorseā€. That makes a whole lotta fucking sense!

Also, Phil: when are you going to realize that you’re the clown? Hell, you were born with the clown makeup on! When are you going to finally realize that? To KC, you’re the clown at the circus and you’re there for them to LAUGH at you!

Phil is so damn desperate for friendship and it shows. Guess him being busy for friends is out the window, that he’ll throw dignity and self respect just for a crumb of friendship. John and Howard would’ve still taken your calls, if you weren’t such a dickhead to them and actually gave them and Respect The Pack a fair shake, but since you were losing money to Project 7, you couldn’t slide them some cash, but instead, fill your condo full of ā€œridiculous shit.ā€ and that BMW you no longer have.

Source: https://x.com/poemjosh/status/1819825224130638307?s=46&t=9n325mBEpHyl_cYIJHHmmQ

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Congratulations on the newest ā€œbillā€ Phil.

$66/ month 48 months.

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That isn’t fair, Proper. A fan totally donated that to him and it’s their new bill.

Honestly, Dave at least got him self a pretty decent computer. Though I revoke credit because he’s lying about a fan buying it for him and he’s doing it to impress Kino Casino.

I don’t like these Kino Casino guys. Especially the loudmouth fatty. Seems cringe to me. Waiting for clips or recaps cause I ain’t watching this trash.

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I’ll be posting it here and linking on Twitter.

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Yeah, that is just their schtick. From the first hour or so I could stand watching via WPIG there wasn’t anything spectacular. It was largely just them gaslighting him a bit and looking like they regret their decisions when they allow Dave to talk for an extended period of time.

I’ve been enjoying the whole thing. Might give it a rewatch later because PPP managed to get a few sneak disses in there that DSP never really caught on. The Ralph segment was pretty bad though PPP and Andy had to pretty much carry him through the whole segment.

What if they’re trying to butter him up and gas him up to get him on to reACKACKACKt to his own documentary? They’ve already down played champions, and we know gaslighting Phil takes almost no time at all cause of how socially retarded he is. I’d honestly bet that’s the ultimate goal. Get him on and make him watch the Champions part. Anything past that is jsut icing.