Jenna is a cringe pathetic idiot loser. That bitch deserves nothing more than ignorance.
HOWEVER, I am enjoying the FUCK out of her assault on the snort fort. Her crack head brain also doesnât understand ânoâ so sheâll keep going until she gets there. Hell yeah! Please dear God keep going Jenna until one day Phil is doing his stupid podcast and yapping his mouth when suddenly all we hear is knock knock and she just bursts on camera LIVE!
A lotâs gone wrong for Dave in the last week. He broke his fight stick in the most retarded way possible. Heâs got the best fight stick you can buy and got destroyed all the same. Another whale is gone and another game is dead because of it.
Tonight Brian (TopTierRated) is joining Phil again on stream and he has a goal to play matches with Jayde. He is also bringing some friends along this could be fun.
PoP stream here:
Finally getting caught up with our boy, DaveâŚas mature adult life and moving out of my parents basement finally became reality. Also, the toxicity is flowing! That and how he only got $27 in tipsâŚ
And donât me started on Champions teaming up with Street Fighter. Oh, boy! You know Scopley is going to be eating good soon! Hogan and Bison teaming up, you know Dave is getting limped up at the possibility of those two teaming up.
As much as I would love Jenna to make a âSurprise, motherfucka!â to the snort fort, I highly doubt sheâs gonna take her diaper wearing self - God, I had to mute her on Twitter, as she wants to be a lolcow herself - to Daveâs, I highly doubt itâs gonna happen.
As much as I would love Jenna to swing on Dave, like she swung on that cop - I remember she got arrested for assault on a police officer, destruction of a police vehicle, and a whole list of other crimes, so you know she can easily fight Dave.
Would it be nice? YesâŚor, Jenna catches him slipping while he makes his weekly trip to Total Wine or Fred Meyer. A detractor can dream.
Same. I have to ignore her on Twitter cause that shit is just horribly bad and not even in an interesting way. Itâs a shame, really.
One of the things I missed on the bird app, was how wrestlers know about Phil. One of them, Mansoor, even shouted out Phil about how losers that spent thousands on HogansâŚand Phil thinking âOh, he knows me!â and going âWell, ACKtuallyâŚthe game Iâm accused of playing is WWE Champions, not Supercard. Thanks.â and him replying back with the infamous Black Mesa incident where he didnât know how to crouch jump.
Phil being Phil, he didnât realize that he was laughing AT him, not WITH him. Also, Phil admitted he played Champions during the interview. He admitted it himself, so, no one is accusing him that he doesnât play it.
That said, I know Steve of the Dead is making another Phil video - Big ups, Steve - and he mentioned about the Seattle air healing his bad back. Maybe someone can say this, but I never got Philâs hate boner for New England, besides the snow. It was always how the weather sucked in New England, etcâŚbut the food was awesome.
I know heâs mentioned before how he hated Bridgeport and he even tried to get his parents to move, even going back as a kid, but there was something deeper about his hate boner for New England.
I think it has to do with the fact of the weather. Yes, winters are rough in New England, but you bear down and deal with it. Itâs just the thing you do when youâre in that part of the U.S. That and I think it has to do with the fact of the people there. People in New England are tough sons of bitches and take zero shit from anyone, including themselves, which we all know Phil is only tough behind a keyboard.
That said, what are your thoughts on Daveâs hate boner for New England?
I have no explanation for it. Well there is one thing actually, I believe people over there, like family and friends were trying to get him to stop being a cringy loser and overall dipshit.
But Philâs got that cringe demon in him so everytime someone would pull up and tell him âget a job you fuckin fat fag, your vids are cringe you donât even record your screen, you just film it like a mongoloid and it looks like shit and makes you look like even more of an immature idiotâ instead of Phil getting sad from this and admitting to himself that itâs all true and heâs an amateur who should quit, you got the cringe demon voice telling him âno Phil, your content is MEANINGFUL ACKACAKAVKACAKA how can it be bad if people watch it? Yes my son, double down and record a video where you try to justify not using direct captureâ and eventually he tried to make a life for himself where he doesnât even have that criticism in his life.
For you see, much like Phil, the cringe demon was a lazy bitch who was getting tired of having to constantly manually corrupt this pussy so he just had Phil move away in the snort fort, isolated from the world. Now the demonâs job is much easier and it allows him the time to just lurk around corners of the room and chow down on some HellgateDash.
I love how Phil was asked this question: if he was given $50 on Pateron, if he would do gameplay instead of a react. The answer reminded me of those old 900 numbers that used to run up your parents phone bill, IYKYK! How much you ask? $50 for 20 minutes, $100 for 50 minutes to do a private react, but donât mention it publicly, you gotta e-mail him to âwork things out.â
Basically, he wants to be paid the same amount of money an hour as a journeyman auto body technician, a audiobook production technician, CRNA (Ceritifed Registered Nurse Anesthetist), etcâŚjust so he can be confused, go âUhuhuh.â, and tell you what everyone saw. Jesus, talk about a white knucke thrill ride of excitement, dood! Snort
His reactions are as dead as Khatâs soul.
Potentially stupid take but: I really hope Jayde doesnât make it out the hospital. All the sufferings and hardships of taking care of that retard and he pisses away the government money on DSP, not to mention the unhealthy effects Philâs streams must have on his already fragile brain. Itâs a sad, tragic situation but itâs pretty obvious thereâs no one capable enough to properly take care of Jayde and he only serves as a tool for Phil. Sometimes there really is nothing you can do.
And Phil will outlive yet another one. Well, life is hard on level one. I honestly think that Phil thinks itâs some kind of lifetime achievement award for being lazy and not doing anything else except be streaming man.
Heâs a spoiled brat that wants to keep a life style he canât possibly afford. Itâs going to turn into whatâs more important, Champions, or booze and door dash.
I love his laziness! I mean, my God! He literally cannot waddle a few feet to physically restart his switch. A whole bitchfest at Nintendo and how theyâre lazy, etcâŚAlso, him dying to the first goomba on SMB.
You canât make this shit up.
I actually find it quite upsetting and triggering. The pinnacle of human evolution, a piece of technology millennia in the making. A brick that can project images in order to support streaming and gaming and itâs wasted on the hooves of this neanderthal pig. He should not be allowed to touch another PC or console in his life. Countless people worked to design, develop and assemble this thing and get it to work and in the face of so much work and coordination, thereâs this idiot who doesnât get it or have any respect for it complaining like he has a clue.
Itâs almost as bad and disrespectful to humanity as his habit of throwing away/wasting perfectly good food items. May Satan starve you and smash you with a hammer over your hands in hell, Phil P. Burnell!
Pretty sure this violates the HOA agreement, Phil. Also, why in the blue hell would you get rid of your smoke alarm??? Especially in a room where your electronics and dust settle?
Also, he couldnât take 30 minutes out of his mature adult busy day, go down to Home Depot or Lowes, come back, and install it himself. That includes getting in his car and sitting at traffic lights.
If he didnât want to leave his mature adult condo, thereâs Amazon. Hell, hereâs the link.
Smoke alarm: Amazon.com
However, itâs easier to just rip it out and go Snort âUh, future me that deal with that later.â
I also like how he keep the YouTube play button just out of frame, instead choosing to use actual fucking garbage as decorations. Never change, Phil!
Dave will take the path of least resistance, much like mold. He has his back ground, he has his gay ass sound dampening tiles and heâd have to move that stuff to put his play button in frame.
Prediction time: full on mental breakdown from DSP by the end of the 2024 and I am talking on an extreme level the likes of which we have never seen before.
Detractors need to settle down and just watch, last night kino was openly mocking DSP, but you still had mouth droolers in chat and twitter sperging out.
