I WISH there was someone there to tell him the following during todayâs beg-rant: âWell Phil, you always say your business model is playing the games you like, having a great time and the audience will enjoy the good vibes and donate for the positive content. If youâre not seeing views and support itâs not a matter of people asking you to play the wrong game or not showing up, YOU FAILED to entertain the crowd.â Itâs his own words and his own logic.
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People have beforeâŚand heâs either called them an âidiotâ or has outright banned them. Phil wants money for sitting on stream. Honestly, and Iâve said this before, I think his whole âbusinessâ is a front to fund his gambling addiction. Thatâs it. If youâre not buying into his âbusinessâ, youâre a âmouth droolerâ, âidiotâ, âmoronâ, âloser.â the typical buzzwords of Dave.
And itâs been mentioned before, Phil sees EVERYONE as an asset. He sees his parents as assets and as a way to get ahead in life. You can give Phil a $1,000 on a day stream, heâll COME back on his night stream and say âIâm brokeâ. Heâs mentioned this before, and Iâve committed this quote to memory - that and I have a semi-photographic memory - âWhatever money I make on the day stream, that money is already gone. On the night stream, the tips, Superchats, etcâŚthat counter goes back to zero.â
You canât tell Phil anything different than what he wants to believe. Give him money for being fucking lazy and if your goose step is just a BIT off, you can get easily banned.
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Mother of GodâŚ
- End of stream, berates audience for not supporting for 10 minutes
- 15 minute Daily Wrap where he berates audience for not supporting
- Tells us that we will be talking about this tomorrow on the Podcast
Phil is pulling some real scummy shit with Hades 2.
Philâs channel has been completely bought and sold for the last six months - every playthrough has a dedicated whale. Phil pulled GameTrekker out of his motherâs cult to whale for this game, but Noahâs measly $30 isnât enough for this motherfucker, so weâre flying off the handle and belittling the audience for even suggesting that he play this game.
This is the Scorn Incident 2.0
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I mean thatâs just standard narcissist MO, seeing people not as other people but as tools to be exploited either through using them as narcissistic supply or to advance themselves in some way. Those often overlap, for example the unpaid inDENTured servants that edit his thrown-out-back videos. They both advance his goals (tho to be fair the viewership on that channel is so shit he only gets pennies out of it) and feed into his supply, he gets to feel important because he has other people doing the bitchwork for him. Best part is when he cries about how hard he works for the thrown-out-back channel and it gives him so little in return when he does NOTHING for the channel by his own admission.
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Holy hell! Phil is on a bigger than usual toxic rant. His boomer take is âthis generationâ on why he canât keep an audience and a level of supportâŚand how they all want âinstant gratificationâ
Also, those âsilly gimmicksâ? Well, he doesnât care about them anymore, but he does keep them aroundâŚ
I would say that the whole âinstant gratificationâ thing is projection, as Phil is all about instant gratification. Forget the king of hate, heâs the king of âI want it NOW!!!â Heâs a spoiled child in a 42 year old gouty manâs pigroach body.
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This guy has spent basically the entire prestream guilt tripping the dents saying itâs their fault for not tipping and that heâs doing what they asked him to do. He even blamed them for not being able to take Kat on a honeymoon and brought up the fucking Wolverine toy.
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OMG! I gotta see this clip! As far as not going on that honeymoon, Phil claimed he needed it to get on the payment plan for the back taxesâŚAnd his own mother wanted to pay for them to go on the honeymoon, but they decided not to.
So, is the truth finally coming out about why him and soulmaid didnât go?
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Oh this isnât even gold dust anymore, weâre in a full-blown gold mine
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Un-fucking-believable rant. Over an hour of crackhead tweaking, yelling at the audience, over one slow day of streams. I donât even know what the fuck to say about it. Absolutely insane.
Weâre getting rid of Multiversus (which hit the tips goal) and weâre keeping Hades 2 (which did not hit the tips goal, but does have a dedicated whale) and adding some meme-shit survival horror game to the schedule, to bandage the channel until the Elden Ring DLC comes out.
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Iâm catching up with Tweets from Josh Poems andâŚholy shit on a cross! Once the clippers upload it later, Iâm on that like Phil on a six star Hogan pull. This is what came up as soon as I opened up the bird app.
Chat: âYou have to make your viewers (want to) show up.â
DSP: âThatâs the dumbest thing I ever heard.â
Mature adult with a business degree, everyone.
Iâll give Phil a hint, itâs him. The reason his dents show up to a chill night is Phil isnât bitching the entire fucking time about things he knows nothing about, or in the case of Street Fighter 6, bitches about something he knows just barely enough about to somehow be even more wrong than a complete newbie. And that Phil is a breath of fresh air. Though eventually, theyâll get sick of that too.
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This is what happens when Dave spends a little bit of money on his business and the velcro doesnât part.
Can you imagine if he was actually spending 5K on the business a month and the dents didnât buy in?
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Just a heads up. The latest update to Discourse failed and I had to roll back a month to recover. I attempted to get the posts back with a backup but that too failed.
Sorry about the confusion.
Iâll be around working away on the site after my work days. Big ups.
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Big ups, a website has a lot that can go wrong, glad you managed to get it back even if itâs a backup.
Well, Phil ruined that $300 fighting stick, but now, he has another one from a âgenerousâ fan.
Also, I love how he voided the warranty on the fighting stick and just went âWell, guess itâs broken.â Also, him using that Swiss Army knife! OMG! He doesnât have a screwdriver thatâs flat as his head? Or, his feet?
Yeah, that âfixingâ the fighting stick stream was PAINFUL!
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Just swung by to tell you guys that I finally did it. I found someone as lolcow-y as Phil out in the wild.
Thereâs this new co-worker of mine whoâs a total dick. Does the typical narcissist shit: complains other people are slowing him when itâs not the case and itâs just his laziness, works in a disorganized fashion that makes it harder for the rest of us, bad attitude, told me to go help a colleague who dropped some papers from a printer clean up and when I convinced him to be a gentleman and do it himself he literally walked over there to half ass it and wound up telling her to do it on her own.
He actually does this shit a lot where he tells people to do something or help him and then he just stands there watching you do all the work and he contributes nothing to the tasks. He also keeps asking me for bubblegum even though he could get some for himself. Typical lazy bum dickhead stuff!
But the thing that took the cake today and made me think heâs like DSP is that he started talking like a smartass about shit HE HAD NO CLUE about: technology. This dumbass thought Lenovo was a Serbian formerly owned by the U.S. company (Itâs actually Chinese) he also kept talking about being a gamer/PC expert and yet he thinks using an incognito tab makes the PC run faster because âwell it uses less memory to store your browsing historyâ. He also thought World of Warcraft was a browser game that you donât need to download, you just play it in a browser tab. He doesnât understand how an ad blocker works for YouTube. I pressed him on the matter and as it turns out this dudeâs only PC experience is having an ASUS laptop for the past 5 or so years (Intel i5 doesnât know which gen - 4GB RAM - no graphics) and he also thought liquid nitrogen coolers were a commonplace normal thing that gamers use. I swear this dude is like a treasure if you want to make up quotes that Phil would say. Complete fucking idiot!
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Calling it now: when they expose the Trump shooter, who he was and his social media, itâs gonna turn out to be a DSP fan.
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Dave is just begging for gay-ops by being a petulant, secretive turd. They found his Firestone account immediately, got into it and got his invoice in a day. His medical records arenât that much more difficult to find.
He deserves it. I am not saying weâre doing it here, but he DOES deserve it.
Well itâs like if the school bully that just talks a lot of smack eventually getâs his ass kicked. Yeah, you shouldnât hit someone over just words, but you also canât feel sorry for him cause heâs a little asshole. Dave is that asshole bully. And heâs literally asking for it at this point.
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