šŸ“– DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: Main Thread

Lame as fuck.

I’m wondering - what was the point of this? Jaxx would have whaled regardless, Brian’s Twitch channel got flooded with Detractors and he pointed out several of Phil’s lies, Phil could have had a less stressful stream pub-stomping noobs in Casual… I don’t get it.

Anyway, Brian confirmed that Phil contacted him, weeks in advance, no less. Brian tried for several weeks to get Phil to use a mic when they played, but Phil played dumb and pretended to not know how to use Discord.

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ā€œIron Chef Sakaiā€ offers a $100 tip if Phil plays Animal Well. Phil seethes over the ā€œconditional tip.ā€ Sakai then tips $50 anyway. Can’t make this shit up.
Edit: he’s at $556 now, having received several $100 tips from this guy.

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It’s a troll about to charge back, or it’s OIC. There’s no one showing up, seeing Phil and think ā€œGosh, this is a well rounded successful businessman who obviously knows how to give his lovely wife an orgasm. I’ll give him an entire weeks pay in a single night!ā€ If he did actually have this alleged revolving support, he wouldn’t have $12 disaster streams where he begs like a whore 2 nights before rent is due.

Anyone here remembers/knows that one rape song DSP used to have in the early days?
I believe one of the lines went something like: ā€œā€¦don’t ask permission, put down her pants and go for your missionā€.

I want to show this song to one of my established allies who is new to the Vortex but have trouble finding it.

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He did!? I think if you pig pig go it you should try ā€œdon’t askā€ or ā€œpermissionā€ maybe ā€œmissionā€

I don’t know/have the song on hand but I have the raw clip for you right here.

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That was the clip I was looking for, thanks.

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Neither do I. He’s too much of a fence sitter and can’t pick a side and stick with it to save his life. Anyone that pushes back against him, he nods in agreement to their statement, even if he fully disagrees with it…however, that’s to their face. Behind their back, Phil is a BIG man and he let’s their opinions known.

Example: ā€œKeem is a misery broker.ā€
Keem comes on stream
Phil: ā€œKeem, I’m impressed with what you’ve done.ā€
Also, Phil: ā€œI’d rather beg than be a Keemstar.ā€

Also, the political side of YouTube, I wouldn’t touch with a 50 foot pole if I was Phil. That is asking for trouble, especially for how if someone doesn’t like you in that arena, they will find dirt on you…and Phil has a TON of skeletons in his closet. I mean, a TON! They are like rabid dogs to get information, especially if they want to build a ruckmaker piece on someone.

Also, let’s never forget: Phil isn’t registered to vote in the state of Washington! He’s still registered to vote in CT as a Republican. A state he has lived in for 10 years and he isn’t registered to vote.

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Some retard bought Phil a $200 capture card. The business is saved!

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I don’t know if I believe it was a retard that did it.

The retard would’ve had to have the conversation with Dave literally the day before, then spend the money on the card PLUS same day delivery.

Day off gin tweet coming in nicely :fire:

d1

He felt this was important enough to crosspost to his Youtube community page.

(https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxTvGX0rzCxBQ4yE9UjbHLvkJQC7w1uqrB)

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Thanks for the money, dummy.

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It would be a lot more easy to give Phil credit for being technically correct, the best kind of correct, if the thing he’s correct about didn’t apply to him self infinitely more.

Same thing for any time he’s spoken on Rekieta’s down fall. Is he right? Yes. Is he guilty of everything else Rekieta is, and likely to far more criminal degree? Also yes. About the only difference is Phil doesn’t have kids to neglect, so he has to resort to his cat and former friends he used.

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Here’s another slip from the pig: when ordering his daily Doordash, he always picks ā€œinclude utensilsā€. Why? So he doesn’t have to use his own utensils…and he complains that he couldn’t see eat his Doordash food because the plastic utensils aren’t strong enough.

You can’t make this shit up.

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Phil bought a $40 USB mic so he can voice chat with Brian when they play SF6. It lights up in Fortnite colors, and sounds like shit.

  • Phil goes on a rant about how his recent SF6 videos have low viewership, because trolls don’t want to watch him win. He’s telling us that the majority of the views on these SF6 videos are coming from trolls, and he’s only getting 200 views from his actual fans.

  • Phil tells us that his recent SF6 streams are a concerted effort to appear more positive.

( 6:31 ) Doody video, sorry.

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Who the hell is Brian!? I’ve heard his name drone out of Phil’s gin deposit slot and I’ve never once heard this fucker so much as get mentioned the year and a half I’ve been watching Phil. This some old guard dent that’s returned?

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From what I understand, it is one of the ā€œfriendsā€ from the Apex Legends videos. These didn’t last long because Dave viewers liked Brian and Kekon (sp?) more.

He went OFF on his dents after this one

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Holy shit, this fucking retarded stupid ass cunt. How do you sit there and belittle people that isn’t enough. And tell people to fucking give him money to make his content better

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Because it’s DSP. Also, I love how he went off on his chat and asked for suggestions, did his passive aggressive voice of ā€œWell, you’re late and you should’ve done this a long time ago.ā€ and the fucker went ā€œWell, shut your mouth!ā€

Also, I love how he blamed his chat for the submitted clips for the low views. I thought Phil wasn’t supposed to be Mr. Views…?