I donāt see DSPolitics happening. Heās an abrasive, opinionated inflexible douche, but heās also a people pleaser who will try his best to take what he thinks is the center to try and keep people from getting mad. Heās showing off Champions on stream before he takes on politics in any real way.
Another podcast, another cope sessionā¦
Phil got baited into talking about his bodybuilding days on the podcast, today. We got some really flimsy lore, and needless to say, he made himself look retarded. Phil got mad over people being inquisitive about his past, so he started lashing out at his chat. Somehowā¦ this devolved into a cope session over Joon The King and Mike Clumās documentaries, respectively.
Basically, Phil confirms that Joon would come to him about deep lore questions, to get Philās take, and Phil says that he really has no evidence for his claims, and this upsets him.
Phil says that, he feels like Joonās documentary is just going to be a re-hash of all of the negative shit thatās already spread all over the internet about him, and heāll have no way to defend himself. ( 2:45 )
Two months ago, Phil was telling us that this documentary was going to be accurate and good, but now itās just going to be detractor nonsense. Fucking Fantastic.
He also gets around to talking about Mike Clumās documentary. He claims that this documentary, no longer, would have been his soapbox to defend himself from the online slander. Nor would it have been the āfair shakeā heās been shooting for all these years. You knowā¦those things he said the documentary was going to be? Yeahā¦ not anymore. Just like with Joonās documentary, it would have been his word against someone elseās, so there was no point in doing the documentary, he says.
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How could you miss him saying there will be a big super secret thing for Friday Night Fights? Itās totally not going to be a stupid fucking gimmick he tries to make money off of!
ā¦ He is going to dress up like a blonde lady in a red blouse again, aināt he?
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If he does a set against Khet Iād love it.
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The ONLY surprise this knuckle dragging retard could pull that would legitimately move the pulse is if he turns on that fucking stream and there next to him is Rambo and Howard fallowed by an hour of in depth apology followed by them testing Akuma togeter.
Oh so you donāt believe DSPolitics is coming but you would entertain the notion of Rambo and Howard coming back into piggy 's life after all this time?!
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Phil would if he could but they donāt want shit to do with him.
Oh, not in the slightest. I mean Daveās talking up some stupid fucking surprise that hasnāt been seen in years. Itās probably some hat, or Khet found some old shirt of his. And no one is going to care. The only reveal of something that would move the needle is Rambo and or Howard. Which there is a 0.000000000000000000000000000001% chance of that actually happening. Only reason itās even got that chance is Phil knows Ramboās number. Itās one of the things he stairs at while half a bottle deep at 2am.
itās the phil cycle thats less a cycle and more of a random events. He loves one thing more than money and sweaty muscle men, attention.
Itās like when he mentions ābehind the scene drama I canāt talk aboutā when proceeds to bait people to ask him about it, itās like when an attenion starved signifigant other starts walking around dramatically sighing so you ask āwhats wrongā then āoh nothingā now say āokā then more aggressive dramatic sighing.
This also gets detractors talking about the most retarded thing I think theyāve ever brought up, divorce saga. Shit like this baits Doody to make videos so phil can crya bout obesses trolls and so on.
Well that well has run dry now itās the āwill he wonāt heā DSPolitics crap, he did this with fightcade. Fuck heās doing it this week with āwhat will phil play this fridayā.
Itās just so people talk about him which rubs his narcissistic rubarb. This is also, aside from being as inept as a paraplegic slug, he didnāt strike the game. That was so much fuel for him to play the pity card and have people discuss about in detractor videos.
Other things he uses for this are the age and health of his parents, this is usually swapped with $1k sudden repair and or vet bill, taxes or now get this you may have heard this one beforeā¦ charge backs.
If he gets really desperate heāll try to start shit with bigger content creators. Which all used to be a cycle of DSP bullshit now itās just random anarchy.
DSPolitics isnāt happening, itās just a thing so people talk about him for a bit.
Now, Iām going to be honest, ok, alright, that. being said I would argue that yes I would love DSPolitics, it would be the apex, the climax, the best outcome of this wild ride that is the insanity saga, right? right.
EDIT - watching the rest of POPās stream we apparently hit the āpoke the bees nest trying to get a reaction out of other content creatorsā milestone by smugly acting like Animal Well is a shit game only popular cause āvideogameā (brand name autism) dunkey made itā¦then like this little bitch he is double backs to do that āIām just sayingā crap.
Other than that, Iām guessing itās some throwback bullshit where he has editors reupload his older street fighter vids that are āupscaledā or some retarded buzzword.
Insane guilt trip begging last night.
- You guys wanted fighting games, you guys wanted ranked, you guys wanted new charactersā¦ WHERE IS THE SUPPORT??
- Iām suffering for you
- Itās so stressful that my back is in pain
- This fucking game pisses me off
- Iām just going to play Blanka and other characters on Friday, itās too stressful
- Game doesnāt work
- Tips only came from two or three people (as if every stream isnāt like that)
āThe way people make demands around here, youād think that there would be a million people here, so happy that Iām playing Akuma in ranked, and Iām actually up here in fucking high Diamond and shitā¦ but this is what I mean - it just doesnāt matter. Itās all pointless. It means absolutely nothing.ā
( 19:25 ) ā (20:33)
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Go watch ChillMurray7ās restream of that night, itās fucking amazing. I havenāt seen The Guy this salty since he rage quit A.K.I.
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He also (possibly) sharted again during the day stream when fighting a Chun in casuals. First he denied it, then he said that his mic wouldnāt pick it up, then said that he farts all the time anyway and in the night prestream he just went full retard and said that it was game audio. Reminds me of that audio-only possible fap where he accused Mario of making a cooming groaning noise.
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I think that was his mouth, it was way too loud and sounded like it was directly into the mic. Though the fact he denied it is a bit weird.
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thats the 3rd time heās done this while getting his ass beat.
last week it was when getting his ass beat as lilly, before that I forget who pointed it out on twitter.
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Itās funny to think that heās just been letting random ones rip but I think it is pretty obvious that he has just been making random fart noises with his mouth when he has been frustratedā¦which is actually pretty strange and pathetic seeing as he is allegedly a mature grown ass adult. Just another weird mental regression of his to add to the list.
The Street Fighter surprise is Phil playing with his old co-op partner, Brian. Also, heās considering getting rid of the clothes goals entirely.
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Imagine having goals that are just there to do what? If there is no reward that turns the tiers into literally just a means to measure how retarded his fans are.
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To be fair, there never was a goal anyways. It was some dumb ass gimick he came up with to try and recapture the one and only organic thing his channel has ever had, the vest goal. Which really came down to Phil being the only person on the planet to have his luck to a turn for the better during the Wu Ping Coof, because his dents had more disposable money than they knew what to do with thanks to the unemployeement boost.