It was pretty great, DSP came off looking worse than heās ever looked.
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The funniest part is you know Phillip is so proud of him self and thinks he got away with some epic felting when in reality he just came off like a quivering pussy the entire time, trying to big dog someone that is basically just going to forever be his better. And that little bitch ass mock then dash at the end was the most bitch ass move heās made in a long time.
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It almost never ceases to amaze me how Phil can find the worst possible way to handle his lies. Thereās so much regarding the Joon documentary and the mental gymnastics of all of his lies with his WWE Champions account that any sane person could be forgiven for having an aneurysm handling all the nonsense that spews out of his mouth.
But thatās part of the fun of the lolcow that is Phil. He could have tried to address this aspect in a number of ways. He could go āokay guys. Iām sorry. Iāve been lying, this is my account. I understand if youāre disappointed, but I was afraid to come out and I dropped the ballā obviously heād never do this and this is anti-lolcow behavior, but the other alternative of āNo, thatās not me, it was never my account, fuck youā and outright stone-faced denying it would be a better alternative than this circus show of āOh I sold my accountā and all the ensuing horseshit that ensued.
Just keeps shooting himself in the hoof again and again and again. Then this interview with Craig and looking like an absolute bitch and complete lack of spine, acting like a jilted lover āwell you never responded to my email in 23 hours!ā Phil really would have benefited more in life from being told āfuck youā and otherwise confronted more.
And now today, this absolutely tone-deaf tweet to Metokur about interviewing again. Yes, Phil, Metokur is going to miraculously recover from his super cancer and be in the mood to interview you. āI feel I would be making a grave (lol!) error if I did not have this conversation with you before itās too late (lol again!)ā
Been lurking a long time watching this clown, but I canāt recall a time when things were moving so fast and with so many hoof-in-mouth moments, so many things happening at once. Maybe the bank leaks?
Either way, it feels like after such a slow period weāre now in turbo mode. Itās been something else.
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Did anyone catch the Jaha interview with Ralph? I imagine it was more or less the same weāve heard in the past.
I know I am a bit late, Iāve been busy trying to ignore the KINO arc. But I love how Dave says before his āinterviewsā that he is going to ignore the chat so he can have a proper conversation with whoever he is speaking with, yet 80% of the time he is staring at chat!
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Because even when heās talking to someone, he has to make sure that the dents are kissing his ass the way he likes it kissed, along with making sure that North Burnell is still strong.
I donāt think he realizes just how much heās digging his grave right now. I REALLY hope heās actually kicked Derich to the curb, but if it comes out that creepy little pervert is still around then the trolling heās suffered till now is going to seem like a minor spat between friends. Cause if he things his trolling was bad before, wait till the internet is given the green light to all but burn his house down by finding out heās a pedo simp. Like before now heās had the plausible deniability, but Null, Andy and PPP managed to corner him to say he knows full well what the little target practice dummy really is.
In fact, Iām making that my official prediction. Daveās final fall from grace that makes him sell the condo, move back in with his parents and get a job at Walmart is Derich getting discovered in his chat and staying.
North Burnell?
I call Philās chat āNorth Burnellā in reference to North Korea. Phil once called his chat āThe United States of Phil.ā, basically a dictatorship. His chat might as well be on the levels of something that is on the level of 1984.
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Very apt given how monitored and strictly he controls his chat.
On the above post with Derich and whether Phil has really kicked Derich (I donāt know how to double reply without double posting, sorry), thatās a tough one to say.
Phil is a combination of lazy, greedy, and prideful. Between that and a more than healthy dash of stupidity and shamelessness - look no further than the wishlist he created for Jasper earlier today lol - I could see it going either way.
The thing is, I can completely see an outcome of this KC ark where the new whales and such drop Phil and heās back to where he was previously with his whales and he lets Derich back in - likely without a word. Heāll memoryhole it and be his stubborn pigroach self, banning anyone who brings it up. In regards to the digging his grave, Phil has this absolute stubborn refusal to āgive his detractors a Wā and the Derich issue is one of them. It doesnāt matter that itās Derich of all things and the plethora of issues that entails: those damn dirty detractors forced Philās hand. It would not surprise me at all if he brought Derich back in to stick it to his detractors. Phil really is his own worst enemy and detractor in this regard and I canāt stress that enough.
I also donāt think Phil has the optics or finer understanding (yes yes, I know this is Phil weāre talking about and we shouldnāt expect such things) to fully realize on a basic level itās really bad to have that gooning pervert around, regardless of whether itās a ādetractorā issue or not. āDerich does his own thing elsewhere, dood! It doesnāt concern me. Now guys, tips are low, so itād really help out ifā¦ā Itās more important that Phil gets that win. It fulfills his pride, itās easier for him to have the gooner back in than try to keep Derich out, so pride and laziness boxes checked. Itās my understanding Derich used to make thumbnails or otherwise help Phil, so greediness box checked as well.
Weāre already within three months to the year ending so not sure if it will be by yearās end, but Iāll make a prediction: whenever this KC arc ends, they get tired of Phil and drop him - and that will happen at some point - , I think within a couple of months of that, things very likely quieting down, we discover Derich is back or was there and staying. As for whether that ends the pigroach luck and he catches flak from it that it spirals out of control? Doubtful, but Iād be happy to be proven wrong.
Itād make an absolute fine shit-show if that happened with DSP catching hell for it, and Iād be all for it, watching at a safe distance on a proverbial lawn chair and eating popcorn watching the train wreck ensue.
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I know during the whole KC arch, where they were trying to tell Phil āDude, Derich is a PEDO! You have to get rid of him.ā He was trying to defend him by saying āWell, I donāt know what he does outside of my chat, thatās none of my business.ā He was trying to feign ignorance. Look, I get if you know someone and you find out that theyāre a piece of shit, well, guess what? You get rid of them!
TMI, but I actually was close to someone that turned out to be a Derich. The moment I found out he was, it was immediate! Cut off ALL contact, while letting my friend group know that this dude is a piece of shit! Thatās what youāre supposed to do, Phil! If you know someone had a YouTube playlist of more than 300+ videos of āCute little girls.ā, that screams āUh, the hell is this?ā and you cut them out of your life! Hell, before I discovered who Derich was, I thought he was just some dent that Phil protected with his lifeā¦not realizing how much of a sick asshole he truly is - and donāt get me started on his sick bastard friend, Jackie. For those that donāt know, heās pretty much the black Derich.
That said, Phil protecting Derich shows that Phil values Derich. For reasons why? Hell, I donāt know. All I know is that Derich is into some SHIT shit. I remember seeing āWhat does this asshole tweet about?ā Jesus H. Christ! The first thing I saw was how he loved a scene where it was basically two girls one cup 2: The search for more money! Donāt get me started on the rainbow blowjobsā¦
That said, Derich isnāt going to go anywhere. He blocked Derich for show, to please the KC boys, and itās back to spamming with stuff from Wikipedia.
So now we just make up $100 tips given after the stream so we can have an episode of āfeeding the fagā?
Very cool.
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Okay, thatās fucking funny. Iām using that for sure.
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The current arc is just so weird.
Him getting super self conscious about his calfs to the point where he had an extended segment about it on the cope cast and ending up with this picture, is just so dented.
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Over 30 minutes of going over his own calves and that of other men, his breasts, his BMI and more. I already mentioned it, but Phil is his own worst detractor and enemy. Absolutely none of his detractors are going to be convinced heās a figure of health or has impressive physical attributes, and the dents are going to dent and either follow along and/or not care. Heās doing all of this because hell if I know.
Following with this bizarre prodding and trying to get LTGās attention for a collaboration. I have absolutely no sympathy for Dale and heās a lolcow in his own right, but when LTG appears the more reasonable adult in a situation and asking to be left alone, youāve done fucked up bad, Phil. Philās acting like a clingy ex-girlfriend that doesnāt understand the relationship is over - he just wonāt stop with this pursuit of getting LTG on his stream.
Iām not sure whether to consider this as seeing more of a mental decline in Philās case, or more a case of desperation, flailing for whatever drama he thinks will improve his views and income. Perhaps a bit of both?
āHi, Iām on Youtube. Wanna know why Iām on Youtube? Because Iām not banned on Youtube.ā I know heās the pigroach and has the pigroach luck, but God, if Karma bites Phil in the ass and he gets demonitized/banned from Youtube like LTG, Iāll never cease to laugh at this āflex.ā
I nearly cried in laughter though with Philās āIām aging gracefullyā comment. I donāt even need to touch whatās wrong with that, I just lolād hard.
Agreed all around, this current arc is wild.
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This whole damn arch has beenā¦wow! Itās been a ride, for sure. My favorite thing about this whole arch was a dent asked him what was his thoughts were on Batman going on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Phil: āYou mean, the character?ā No, Phil! The person!
I swear, lay off the gin for a night, Phil.
Well, Phil mightāve possbly thought the Indonesian man was gonna go on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Source: Batman: Indonesian man with superhero name runs afoul of the law.
Itās his one physical flex he can make, and itās down to a weird ass way he walks thatās give him this weird ass calf muscle development. Serious, he looks like a bug. The few times weāve seen him walk.
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Letās not ignore the glorious autism rant that came from people legitimately pointing out itās a possible sign for autism.
That said, no SuperCrazy, Phil didnāt confirm heās autistic. He had autistic traits for sure, but most people have a few. Really, the tell he isnāt, is that Philās a pathological liar. Autistic people canāt lie. Itās like this psychological hard wire that makes lying just an option that never appears for us.