Im honestly pretty glad Phil made bank on Smark Guys with Ethan Ralph for the simple reason, the hollering hog is coming back! The more Ralph is around, the more likely it is he gets brave enough to get smashed before he shows up. Same for Mersh. And that’s when they start dropping racial slurs. It’s the shortest term gains for the longest term pain you can imagine.
I’ve never followed Ralph but have heard a lot about him, but upon thinking of it, I just hope the blowup is sooner than with the Casino. It was a long 8 months coming with the Casino, and any time Piggy is interviewing another person - Casino, Ralph, that UFO guy Steve (until the hard-hitting questions hit), it’s boring. It highlights what an abyss of charisma Piggy is and is a slog to get through.
I think that’s why I loved the RTU ‘collab’ as much as I did, because Rich was practically shitting at Piggy from the start, grilling him, just not rolling with Piggy’s narrative what-so-ever. Brief but great.
This is why I give anyone that can clip Piggy and do it consistently a shout out and props: I’d genuinely go mad if I tried to get through all the bloviating the porker goes through on the daily.
That said, I’ll wait for the highlights with all that goes on with Ralph and hope for the gold dust sooner rather than later.
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There is so much with Ethan Ralph to go into in even a limitless post without writting a book. So I’ll just give a short answer and then a little detail. It’s not a matter of when Ralph looses his shit, turns on Phil and starts to make his life a living a hell, it’s a matter of win.
The is audio of him beating his wife. There is a sex tape he posted him self just to prove he wasn’t an incel that led to him being convicted of revenge porn, as well as proving he is a literally shit eating fuck head. He doxed half of America First because someone didn’t call him back fast enough. His eye is wonkie because he went to Portugal, tried to get a 13 year old prostitute and got beat to the point he needed reconstructive surgery. And he’s a spiteful little 4’ - 9" grimlin that absolutely will hold a grudge. The second Phil tried to pull back, it’s on like Donkey Kong.
“I love my wife, she’s why I’m happy!” Says the drunk mere moments before and after massive Casino rants.
“I love my wife, she’s why I’m happy!” - reminds me of that Tom Cruise bit on Opera hopping up and down on her sofa; Piggy is fooling no one.
I haven’t been keeping up a ton, just watching clips here and there, but is it me, or is Piggy eating more and more fast food? Every time I turn around, it feels like his next goal is eating fast food. Any time a ‘new’ item is out at any restaurant, he’s there (most of the time I swear these items existed and just removed from the menu so they can bring it back ‘for a limited time’ but I digress…)
Aside from his mental health doing an absolute speed run towards the abyss, he’s doing his body no favors by constantly eating fast food and drinking. He’s in his low 40’s legitimately looking like he’s in his late 50’s, the rougher side of late 50’s no less.
I think PWR is doing more damage to Phil than even PPP ever did. Dude is legitimately Lightsyde Phil. He’s actually positive, he engages with everyone. He actually donates money to charity, he actually gives games out. But we also still get the same level of weird, off the wall shit, but without the sociopathic under tones of the rage pigroach. So Phil is loosing legitimate nonlarpers to him, and larpers alike because it’s what Phil can’t be. So now it’s just Ryan keeping him afloat. And one of these days, that pervert is going to get sick of Phil too.