Im honestly pretty glad Phil made bank on Smark Guys with Ethan Ralph for the simple reason, the hollering hog is coming back! The more Ralph is around, the more likely it is he gets brave enough to get smashed before he shows up. Same for Mersh. And thatās when they start dropping racial slurs. Itās the shortest term gains for the longest term pain you can imagine.
Iāve never followed Ralph but have heard a lot about him, but upon thinking of it, I just hope the blowup is sooner than with the Casino. It was a long 8 months coming with the Casino, and any time Piggy is interviewing another person - Casino, Ralph, that UFO guy Steve (until the hard-hitting questions hit), itās boring. It highlights what an abyss of charisma Piggy is and is a slog to get through.
I think thatās why I loved the RTU ācollabā as much as I did, because Rich was practically shitting at Piggy from the start, grilling him, just not rolling with Piggyās narrative what-so-ever. Brief but great.
This is why I give anyone that can clip Piggy and do it consistently a shout out and props: Iād genuinely go mad if I tried to get through all the bloviating the porker goes through on the daily.
That said, Iāll wait for the highlights with all that goes on with Ralph and hope for the gold dust sooner rather than later.
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There is so much with Ethan Ralph to go into in even a limitless post without writting a book. So Iāll just give a short answer and then a little detail. Itās not a matter of when Ralph looses his shit, turns on Phil and starts to make his life a living a hell, itās a matter of win.
The is audio of him beating his wife. There is a sex tape he posted him self just to prove he wasnāt an incel that led to him being convicted of revenge porn, as well as proving he is a literally shit eating fuck head. He doxed half of America First because someone didnāt call him back fast enough. His eye is wonkie because he went to Portugal, tried to get a 13 year old prostitute and got beat to the point he needed reconstructive surgery. And heās a spiteful little 4ā - 9" grimlin that absolutely will hold a grudge. The second Phil tried to pull back, itās on like Donkey Kong.
āI love my wife, sheās why Iām happy!ā Says the drunk mere moments before and after massive Casino rants.
āI love my wife, sheās why Iām happy!ā - reminds me of that Tom Cruise bit on Opera hopping up and down on her sofa; Piggy is fooling no one.
I havenāt been keeping up a ton, just watching clips here and there, but is it me, or is Piggy eating more and more fast food? Every time I turn around, it feels like his next goal is eating fast food. Any time a ānewā item is out at any restaurant, heās there (most of the time I swear these items existed and just removed from the menu so they can bring it back āfor a limited timeā but I digressā¦)
Aside from his mental health doing an absolute speed run towards the abyss, heās doing his body no favors by constantly eating fast food and drinking. Heās in his low 40ās legitimately looking like heās in his late 50ās, the rougher side of late 50ās no less.
I think PWR is doing more damage to Phil than even PPP ever did. Dude is legitimately Lightsyde Phil. Heās actually positive, he engages with everyone. He actually donates money to charity, he actually gives games out. But we also still get the same level of weird, off the wall shit, but without the sociopathic under tones of the rage pigroach. So Phil is loosing legitimate nonlarpers to him, and larpers alike because itās what Phil canāt be. So now itās just Ryan keeping him afloat. And one of these days, that pervert is going to get sick of Phil too.
Very possible. I donāt recall if it was you or someone else mentioning ādeath by a thousand cutsā but this is what it feels like - some cuts are just deeper than others, and this PWR one is more a laceration.
This whole bit with the Switch 2 pre-order being cancelled was a good source of laughs. I frankly donāt know whether someone cancelled his order or more Piggyās stupidity of pre-ordering 2 of the consoles when the site explicitly says ā1 per householdā resulting in his order being cancelled, but regardless, it was funny.
Also, heās apparently going to take a few days off this week? I know many are pointing to the text leaks of his mother being ill as the cause, but I believe it has more to do with May 1st, or the anniversary of āMay Burstā , his most infamous moment and the only thing heāll ever be known for to any greater internet audience as āthat guy.ā Maybe Iām wrong, but I feel thatās the real reason.
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Iād bet good money it was Walmart canceling the multiple orders. Heās too seething for it to be an act. But the story he concocted is also obviously bull shit. Thatās not how 2-factor works. And heās making it sound more like someone got remote access to his computer with how āthey canceled the other Switch 2 order right infront of meā. Also, if that happened, the previous Daily YAck wouldnāt have gone the way it did. He would have been completely livid, and it would have been an hour of him screaming his oddly shaped head off about how fucked up the detractors are, and how this was beyond the pale and all that.
Also, Iām pretty sure the death by a thousand cuts was Meerkat actually. And I donāt think thatās far enough to PWR. If the collab does actually happen, and God I truely hope it is, thatās not going to be a laceration, itās full on arm removed. And Philās going to try and sell it like the Black Night. āTis a flesh a woundā āA flesh wound!? You lost ever donator to PWR!ā
Okay, what the hell was Philās major malfunction!? Dude is so desperate to hit the goddamn marathon and to do it he rolled over the donation total from the previous stream, and then faked a $88 donation. Like did the IRS come a knocking? Is Katās divorce lawyer a really badass one? Is this just another extension of his midlife crisis?
Even by Philās standards that marathon was a pathetic display. He started cocky and it immediately went fucking south. Ended with him looking ready to kill a woodland critter.
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Take a few days off from the Goutsphere and more hits the fan. Oh joy!
Iāve usually been of the opinion that Piggy does not fake his tip goals by and large. This past week with the $88 donation is the best example Iāve seen to the contrary that makes me rethink that aspect. I think the whole Kino Casino fallout has fueled this, his ego canāt take the hit that heās ānot successful.ā Plus I imagine he wanted to push for his āmarathonā as he generally makes more money during those. His desperation for these marathons is that they are a means for more money. $100 shots, eating excessive amounts of fast food, the works.
Which lead to an absolutely pathetic āmarathonā by his standards. What should have, or used to be $700-800+ āeventsā in the past - and Iām talking recently here - lead to $521 at the end of the day. Of which, he purchased Kingdom Come 2 at full price (which went on sale for 15% the next day lol) , he hated it so much that when his dents advised he return it as he hadnāt played for 2 hours, he went into full contrarian mode and played for over 2 hours so he couldnāt get it refunded lmao. Throw in the ungodly amount of money he paid to doordash his slop, whatever fees and cuts from his tips, and that $521 is especially anemic compared to the past.
It makes me wonder if Piggy is starting to suspect things are going south quicker. I honestly expected the dents to be flush with donations per the usual SSI paychecks coming through at the beginning of the month. Even now as of this post on the 10th, past indicators is that he should be going strong till around the middle/middle-end or so of the month. Weāre not even halfway through May yet.
As always, itāll be interesting to see. Itās obvious he wants to have these āmarathonsā to consume his slop to claim itās some sort of reward, and if he doesnāt hit his āgoalsā , I do think weāll see more and more piss-baby Piggy, pouting and doing what he can - to highly questionable at best donations that are fake like this past $88 one to rolling over the donation total, something heās never done previously.
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It really is amazing how actually done Phil is. Like heā spiraled so hard, and that Doom premier stream is all the proof I need itās actually over. And PPP is right that Phil has maybe 3 years left.
Phil is a massive man child, he streams to audience of man children bound to wheel chairs. Doom is heavy metal, guns, swords, violence and now, giant fucking robots. AAaaaannnnndā¦ $174 after 2 hours of some pretty desperate crack head begging, bitching and moaning that took till the very last second to hobble past his pitiful goal. And about the only reason heās even hitting these goals is he now counts everything. In reality, heās got even less suport now than before Kino Casino came around.
As for the faked goal. It really is funny putting everything in its proper context. Phil is so needing of instant gratification that he contrived a marathon for the middle of the week. Which he should know will have less support. He was then also the one who allowed the nominations of games he claims he knew wouldnāt work. Even though he said he really wanted to play Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. And so it already comes off like her almost wanted it to fail, then you look at what Phil netted from all this. He made $522, put spent $120 on 2 games. Payed at least $100 for Doordash. Cause him and Katās fat ass require food. And then you subtract the worlds most obvious fake tip of $88. Then you also take away Youtubeās cut. The dude wasted an entire day to not even make $200. No wonders he was in such a pissy fucking mood!
And he went viral again for sucking big dick at gaming! How do you fuck up Doom this bad Dave!?