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Big ups Phil

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I really hope Phil is stupid enough to do this Rich interview. Theyā€™re both narcassistic man children that desperately want to snake the other guy. Iā€™m betting that it devolves into if the special olympics started doing debate.

I think we all know this is going to blowup in Philā€™s face. Heā€™s discovered buddy trolls, and is too stupid to realize it. Itā€™s only so long before they get bored with him and his few legit fans heā€™s stabbed in the back arenā€™t going to be there to catch him.

This site officially dead now?

Not yet. Sorry Iā€™ve been a touch busy with some family and friend situations. While attempting to learn how to code, to give you guys a better product over all. I apologize for not pushing and advocating for the site more.

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To be fair, what the hell is there even left to talk about in the Goutsphere? I feel like we are in one of the driest periods of DSP history. Itā€™s all just a bunch of pathetic gimmicks, fake drama and desperate begs. But the thing is, ITā€™S ALL OLD. He got no new tricks left. His lack of creativity and imagination is on full display.

IMPORTANT EDIT: Nevermind, apparently Phil is super gay for this dude named Andy. Just saw the screenshots on Twitter

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All fair points. Honestly, Dickers is having a hell of a spiral. Just as soon as I think it canā€™t get worse, it somehow goes even lower for him! Dudeā€™s going to become the next Ethan Ralph. A obese pedophile that gets their fat reposessed because they canā€™t afford to keep the weight.

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Give it time - Phil is a SLOW burn, when it comes to things to talk about, especially being in KCā€™s chat at 2AM HIS time! Spending time with soulmaid? No. Being gay for a dude named Andy? Sure.

It just continues to give the illusion that Phil and Khat are nothing more than roommates, which Iā€™ve been saying for awhile now. Sheā€™s there to keep Phil company in his midsized condo.

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Itā€™s the nature of how DSP is - you can go away for a month with little to no news on the macro scale of things, but little things here and there on the micro side like his gin tweets to KC/Andy. On the macro scale, weā€™re back to where we were, begging - and begging even harder and more frequently somehow - and stuck in his rut once again after a couple of good months from these KC subs and whales.

There are nuances, sure, like how heā€™s combined all of his goals to include subs and superchats instead of just tips, but heā€™s on his slow burn and further decline (that he still canā€™t hit his goals after including them most of the time or has to double, triple, and quadruple beg to hit them for that last minute push just makes me lol more. Always happens in the later half of the month when SSI payments slow down).

So weā€™re in that odd space of things happen, but they kind of donā€™t at the same time. The perpetual trainwreck going on season 15 or God-knows-how-long-itā€™s-been. As other posters have mentioned, give it time. Heā€™ll continue to make a fool of himself and provide specks of gold dust. Always has, always will, always keeps shooting himself in the hoof.

Now that the election is over, Phil now wants to delve into DSPolitics. Well, heā€™s been wanting to delve into it for awhile now.

A guy thatā€™s not registered to vote in his adopted state of Washington? Sure. And, you know heā€™s gonna fence sit on everything he seeā€™s on Twitter. An original idea? Well, his brain is like his bank account: completely empty.

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Phil fancies him self some well read libertarian or classical liberal that has nuanced takes. Like his hobby is sipping tea and talking philosophy with Budha and Socrates. But heā€™s really just a fence sitting pussy that canā€™t stand being confronted with countervailing opinions. Like he couldnā€™t even best Stuttering Craig in a completely one sided fued he let live rent free in her oddly shaped head for an entire year. Howā€™s he think itā€™ll go when heā€™s confronted by something someone is legitimately passionate about? Like just imagine him being dumb enough to have someone one whoā€™s pro 2nd amendment and he tries debating gun control, or vice versa. Him being the pro 2A while debating someone thatā€™s in favor of gun control. Like either way itā€™ll go horribly because he has so retorical strategy. He has no conviction. He has a block button and a chat he rules over with a iron trotter.

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Holy shit! DSP politics was just as bad as expected! Fence sitting? Check. Also, the whole donation thing! I truly have no words. He truly is the textbook definition of unware.

Heā€™s such a fence sitter the whole post is lodged up his ass at this point. ā€˜The thing about conservativesā€¦long ass pause is that theyā€™re too extreme (like the left, I forget the exact quote). They go too farā€™ How, Phil? How and where have they gone too far? Both sides? Silence.

His whole bit on the Thanksgiving food drive and ā€˜Beggars canā€™t be choosersā€™ and the meltdown that followed, and showing a donation. This with the whole rant of his about charities and showing it in the past. You canā€™t make this up.

More than anything, these are painful takes. Ignorance on how the world works couldnā€™t be displayed more prominently. Itā€™s a good thing heā€™s not known to the world at large and only as ā€˜that guyā€™ as a meme. There are those that make politics part of their identity and lives, and are very passionate about it. Not that itā€™d likely happen, but Iā€™d love to see someone with a bit of prominence grill the piggy on his views and verbally lash him.

Hearing Phil honest to God say the phrase ā€œbeggars canā€™t be choosersā€ while there is enough material for a day long super cut of him bitching about how people are donating might actually take the cake for the least self aware thing ever said, by him at least. And itā€™s in the top 1000 of all time by all people ever.

Also, I donā€™t think even he knows what his complaint with the food drive is. I think he thinks heā€™s taking some anti woke stance cause heā€™s trying to impress him new best buddy Andy, even though Iā€™m pretty sure Andy and PPP would both actually take the correct thing away from the message.

Letā€™s not forget the fact it wasnā€™t even really political. He read some things that might technically have a left or right stance, he waffled on for a few hours about bull shit and played it about as safe as humanly possible. Absolutely no one actually watched it. It was botted to all hell. Your chat doesnā€™t move that slow when you have 1,000 people watching you.

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How dare you suggest that Phil lower the goal, you idiot? Do you operate a mature adult household? A business? No?!?! So, cough up that support, you moron.

Just wanted to say it here: I always disliked the Kino Casino guys. I thought they were cringe retards putting out cringe videos and streams that pander to idiots. So no wonder Phil liked them so much, I guess. Never quite understood what their whole deal was about either. I can only assume that the appeal was to watch them because they were loud and obnoxious on purpose. And now it seems they fucked up and sank into the ranks of common lolcows.

Thank God! I hope we can move away from these guys. I appreciate they helped make DSP crazier but I hope a new arc is on the horizon.

I find them pretty entertaining. Like yeah, theyā€™re loud. But theyā€™re actually having a good time, unlike Lollipop Phil who has a pole jammed up his ass constantly. Might be from his constant fence sitting. But on the real though, they were trying to get Phil to change and itā€™s fairly apparent theyā€™re giving him the room temperature shoulder. Heā€™s there for milking. As opposed to Steve whoā€™s actually welcome and we seen the stark contrast between how heā€™s treated versus Phil.

I know itā€™s like calling Half Life 3 at this point, but I think this really Philā€™s actually done for now and the slow collapse of his last remaining pay pigs is starting. His views are worse than ever. Even part 1s are barely breaking 2k views. Even with his beyond generous counting additions to the Kingā€™s coffers, heā€™s had to fake donos to limp across the $150 line several times now. We know what heā€™s making now. Itā€™s not just tips, itā€™s every thing on screen now and I think heā€™s making less than ever.