Itās hard to tell, heās called the āpigroachā for a reason, and most of his dents will fund him regardless.
Still, that number does seem lower and itās not like Phil is known for saving money. The rainy day fund comes to mind lol
The begging, the stalling, the blatant, unhinged greed and holding streams hostage, this is the worst Iāve seen him beg in I canāt recall how long. It makes me wish his dents would hold off and make him stay after stream as he bitches, whines, seethes for tips.
I think the true test will be if this happens more frequently, as SSI payments should have deposited today (almost always beginning of the month). I havenāt followed the Kino Casino guys, I never cared for them (in fact I donāt like them whatsoever), but apparently theyāre their own Lolcows and some drama happened to them, so itāll be back to Phil begging and no collabs. His politics bits are pure cancer though, couldnāt stand to listen to him bloviate on worldly affairs.
At the least, hereās hoping we see more stressed pig begging and seething for those dollars. Desperate Phil is the most amusing and best Phil.
Warski and PPP went to Vegas like a year and a half ago and shit got pretty depraved, though everyone involved was a consenting adult so I canāt even pretend to care. The controversy comes from who funded it. One of their whales, and I mean he was a serious whale. Dude donated thousands and in Vegas he paid for them to have this retardedly extravagent suite that was $25,000, and he gambled away about $10,000 ontop of that. Paid for hookers, booze all sorts of stuff and went bankrupt as a result. Anyways, turns out turbo tard was a pedophile. Heās since been banned from Kino Casino and been total persona na grata, and it came out all this happened thanks to Discord leaks. Kino Casino took the week off to let it all blow over. People tried taking Dickers and Cogroachās side, but theyāre boring retards that only know how to seeth so it ended up a total nontroversy and when they came back they made like $3,000 in one stream.
As for Philās part in all this, he of course did some good olā fence sitting while creating some distance. Iāve noticed thatās when the people from Kino Casino started blessing Phil less. Which is how heās lost so many of his pay pigs in the last 2 years. Dutch Brothers left after his Jesus joke. Planet Jeff didnāt get his dick sucked, so he left after Baldurās Gate 3. Some other whale left after simply asking a few lore question. Snorlax King dipped after Phil was fucking Phil. So really itās just going to be him pissing off these few whales he still has. And eventually, OIC is going to get bored and leave too. You can only torture a bug so long.
I think itās worth being said: Phil being on a CONSTANT downward spiral means that his story is not stale for detractors. You are watching a dude that is known for getting worse and worse. I feel like if he started having stability in his life people would stop. Part of the reason I am watching is that yeah Phil can go ahead and buy the PS5 Pro right now and hit all his King Streaks for the month but at the end of the day you look at his income and stream status from 2019 to today and over the course of 5 years things have been getting worse for him. Itās a slow burn.
Okay, itās official, Kino Casino has finally properly scaled Phil with another lolcow and itās King Dave. Exact same treatment. Any time Phil is on, itās a circus segment with a clown riding a unicycle as he with no awareness whats so ever says the most off the rails shit thatās funny for every reason itās not intended. Our Dave and their Dave are the same. Just King Dave is an actual nonfuctional alcoholic while ourās at least is able to force sobriety under his shift is over.
Given all the āover timeā on streams and begging worse than a crack addict, and that weāre nearing the middle of the month when SSI checks have cleared, Iām more and more cautiously optimistic and going with @Scrambled_Brains ā assessment of the slow collapse. Usually in the middle of the month, Phil meets his goals, has the smug-ass money buff, and is more insufferable than usual. Thatās not the case yet so far this month.
Kick is just a disaster, all he talks about his money, support, donations, etc. His numbers and metrics in general are just collapsing. I donāt know whether heās faking his tip donations or not to reach his goals as of late with his streams, but the simple fact of the matter is whether he is faking them or not, itās money going to Scopely in the end, either more or less.
I think a good part of it too is that when he started the politics aspect, he drove off some of his whales. Itās all he seems to talk about is money and support. Not exaggerating, it feels like 60-75% of the stream is bringing up āsupportā ācontributionsā āthe streakā or anything else pertaining to money.
The most amusing and ironic thing of it all to me, this is all happening during Christmas. The time of year to give, DSP is making less. Were it anyone else, Iād feel a bit of pity.
Barring anything else happening in the remaining two and a half weeks or so before the year ends with something happening, 2025 is going to be interesting to see if this decline intensifies.
There is one singular point you need to look at to see just how desperate and bad off he is. Dudeās made a Stellar Blade playthrough his goal, and heās doing absolutely every single thing his tiny mind can come up with contrive his way to a streak.
Also, Kino Casino has already confirmed through just talking with their audience, basically every Casino Bro has been blocked by Dave. His few remaining actually unironic fans left the moment he confirmed every alleged principle he had went out the window he thought he actually had the clout to be his true self again. That being a mean spirited, greedy, entitled, ungreatfull little bug of a āmanā who has rent free suites in his oddly shaped skull for every single detractor of note.
Finally, on him faking donations. I donāt think heās done it often, but the second night where he stayed a full half hour over, stalling, whining and bitch the whole time was definately one of them. And Iād be willing to bet the following night too. But then when he stayed a full hour over, I think he was actually getting embarrassed by his own audacity and he dropped the streak.
Content creator known for playing video games and having a passion for this artistic medium grows old and has a family to take care of now so he canāt quite keep up with the pro players but still decides to be a positive influence on gaming. All from his YouTube channel. Thatās Maximilian Dood.
Big ups Max Dood for MvC:I&B itās one of the coolest fan projects the fighting game scene has ever seen. Just saw the trailer. Max basically has experience as a game dev now. He actually grew and went from playing fighting games to working on them. Inspirational.
As for DSP? Heās just a loser who jacked it on stream. Thatās HIS ācontributionā to the video games he claims to love. I hope people tell him about Infinite and Beyond because you just know heās gonna get so salty and butthurt and rage at the game and try to downplay it. Heās also never gonna play the game or be good at it because his monkey brain is too dumb to know how to install it.
Holy shit! That pre-stream wasā¦wow! It just truly shows his disconnect from reality. Besides referring to himself as a āblue collar workerā - not this shit again, Phil! - along with blaming EvilAJ for THIYDP, and that if EvilAJ didnāt make it, he would still be riding high on his clout, etcā¦HOLY shit! Thereās so much gold in that rant alone!
That said, does Phil need a wellness check? Because he is going off the deep end.
God damn, that pre-stream rant. So much from that ranting. I never majored in psychology, only took a couple of elective classes, but it makes me wish I had more connections back in school with majors in that to ask āso how narcissistic and delusion do you think this asshole is? I want your diagnosisā and see the looks on their faces.
A part of me wonders though if itās especially worse as weāre in the holiday season, a time for friends and family - things Phil does not have. And no, that fat blob and his āsonā do not count, and Iād bet heās as estranged from his parents as can be. Is it that mixed with a dash of midlife crisis? Realizing he has absolutely nothing and his only lasting legacy, if any, is going to be āthat guy who cranked it on streamā , it wouldnāt surprise me.
This rant though, all jibs aside, he is legit mentally unwell.
Iām pretty sure this is the last bit of proof we needed that the casino bump is completely gone. Dudeās gonna go hide in his hole again, try to claim heās a small time guy, but this time heās already proven heās constantly watching detractor content when heās off stream. He knows Doody, he knows Memology, he knows who Papa Gundam is, we knows what That Being Said is. Hell, Iām pretty sure he even knows who Marked One is.
Iām seriously confused by what Dave is trying to do with Stellar Blade. Iām pretty sure we can all agree this is just a desperate attempt to prove to him self he doesnāt need Kino Casino to keep it going, but at the same time the absolute last thing on this planet that he wants is to be staring at Eveās ass for 21 more hours after barely managing to endure 45 times of obvious hamming it up to keep him self distracted. Like he knows this game is going to be the Sexy Fridge for 3 weeks straight, and even he wonāt be able to justify quitting it after the months it will take to reach 100 goals hit.
@AgentProper If youāre making a top 10 fails of DSP list this year, my sincerest condolences. This stream of constant fuck-ups with setting up the mic, stripping it, thereās yet another must-have-inclusion into the list. Iād compare DSP to a caveman, but Iād be insulting cavemen - at least they didnāt have instructions or access to instructions and had to fend and figure things out on their own. DipShitPhil doesnāt understand how screws work. Or washers. Or wrenches. Or torque, grip strength, that paint can be stripped off. RIP the paint job on this mic. Oh oh, but heās āstreet smart.ā Fuck me, if he is street smart, Iāll be content to be ignorant. 90 + minutes to assemble and screwing in 4 pieces to a mic and stand? 5 at most?
Itās fascinating in a trainwreck way, and all of this because of a microphone. When the previous setup was fine. Not great, but fine.
And now this hype of eating Taco Bell nuggets and this subsequent meltdown of the nuggets missing from his order. Comparing it to possibly the worst day ever. āIāll have to place another order and pay fees (hint hint paypigs!)ā
Jesus christ. This is something a toddler or 5 year old would bitch about. āI didnāt get my nuggies, waaah!ā Heās 42 years old. Dave and Linda failed spectacularly as parents. The hermit actually left his home to go to Taco Bell - and proceeded to buy even more food because āthe rest is probably cold by now.ā
What a wild, wild stream. I havenāt laughed this hard in a long time.
Keikakku by TardÅ-san (I laughed so hard when I saw the translation joke)
In all seriousness, I thought Sekai might be OIC, but OIC also has been completely MIA for a hot minute. I havenāt seen any of his know alts. Then again, I donāt look super hard.
Iād say thereās no rule it absolutely has to be a top 10, but if you gave this list the true girth 2024 needs, youād have a Steve of the Dead style video length.
It seems oddly appropriate that Phil would finally meet his end at the hands of the one thing no detractor could have the patients to pull off. Honest to God buddy trolling. Like say what you will about The Casino, but those two have that piggy by his little trotter and heās all to happy to let them keep a good firm hold. And this moronās attempt at Spoonyās Wrestle Wrestle really is just the cherry atop the shit sundae Philās going to be force fed for all of 2025. This really is where the end is at. No one is left except OIC and Iron Chef Sekai. Planet Jeff done fucked off. Game Trekkerās MIA. Even OIC only poked his head in seemingly to prove to us he still exists as Jinx. Slayerās annoying. Derich is banishā¦ allegedly. And now PPP seems to be the only one willing to play with Phil as a transparent buddy troll.
. I have to get ready for a big 2025.