HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!!!
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Bwhahahahahahahahah
wow looks like we get anothet super cool hangout session with a horrible game
Khet playtime on indefinite hiatus lmfao
Are our Argentinian brothers still helping Fil?
A little bit, but itâs mostly died down. Phil canât decide whether or not he nipped the Argentinian thing in the bud a while ago, or if itâs still hurting the business. 
Last time I checked a stream he had removed the member count due to excessive sodium. That was legit the funniest thing to happen to him in a while, well at least until Kat rolled up.
Maybe you should stop spreading conspiracy theories for money and watching detractor memes, have you thought about that?
But seriously it would have been better if Phil just didnât go into detail about why this was scrapped.
Fet Khet has a tummy ache? Sure buddy.
In conclusion Phil is a retard, Khet is fat and I would not fuck her.
Oh, Khat is âunder the weatherâ because she is so stressed out from working her part time job, stuffing her hole full of Doordash, and playing video games in her office.
He makes it sound like she was working a 16 hour double shift as a Nurse and sheâs so âstressed outâ from coming home folding clothes and restocking shelves, along with ringing customers up. God, she might as well be working in a coal mine, the way he makes it sound like.
Well today she was making elephant noises while vacuuming, at least that is what Phil said.
So that was pretty hype.
I need to keep a running total of how many times Phil has referred to his wife as an elephant.
I donât like body shaming anyone, but letâs be fair: that girl, Jesus Christ, you can tell she eats her feelings. It takes WORK to get that BIG! Not saying she couldâve been on the next issue of Sports illustrated, but she was at least somewhat fit and cared about her body. Once she left that livestream in Halloween, you know she said âWell, Iâm married now! Whereâs my burgers from Dicks, Phil?â
For my non PNW detractors, yes, there is a burger joint called Dicks that people up there swear their lives on that itâs the best thing since sliced bread.
That said, Phil is trying to do whatever it takes to get people to donate. I wouldnât be surprised if heâll have a âKhat will appear on streamâ goal. I remember on That Being Said when Gundam was on, and they were making fun of Jasper how Phil will have a Febreeze goal, as heâd be too lazy to give the proper respects for Jasper if he does die. âYou know guys, itâs starting to really stink in here. I would love for it to not stink, so I can spray the Febreeze in my office, you guys.â
Thatâs what I see next for Phil. Like he had a âSave the Houseâ goal, heâll go back to the well and have a âNow guys! If we hit $1,000, Khat will come in and be part of the stream, you guys.â
as a brit it hurts to say this but âVIVA ARGENTINAâ you can have the falklands back
God its like phil is maahing jab on the royalty free downloads
$20 on a night stream, Phil will probably cope and act like night streams are always slow (which they are usually) but this night stream is just making up for 1mm being absent for a stream.
Decent cope about trolls in the Daily Wrap, tonight.
Phil brags that his business has not been ruined by the Argentinian memberships, then immediately afterward, he says his business has been in decline since the end of last year, and he still canât get his memberships back up to where he wants them.
Trolls donât bother him, because their shenanigans are only a momentary annoyance. Trolls are so stupid.
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