For sure, the spectacle we witnessed twas all to do with PlanetJeffyMcCuntFace being found out HaHaHa
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I think phil is going to try to obfuscate planetjeffs support in the future, but like nearly every attempt to hide the whales its going to be obvious when complete randoms are dropping the same amount of money during the prestream and never talking.
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Our boy Dave has been having issues for years but I think your window of āa year or soā with his mental illness accelerating is dead on. When all is said and done, I think itāll be the Sidescrollers interview that will be considered the fracture point for his ego. There is so much to unpack from the public dismantling he took during that interview, but I never forgot two distinct statements he made (This was during the segment with Keemstar and they were both fairly close together if anyone wants to clip it for the lulz):
āNow, at the end of the day, all right? When you look at what Keem has done and what I have done ā¦ Iāll probably be forgotten, Iāll just be a fart in the wind, right? Iāve got 100,000 videos on the internet. No oneās gonna remember DarksydePhil, besides the guy who had, who jerked off on stream ā¦ā
and
āI wouldnāt even say Iām successful at all.ā
He said both of these things without irony or sarcasm, completely unprompted in the most pathetic soy, cucked voice in front of the largest normie livestream audience he will probably ever have. He was vulnerable, cornered, and dealing with people who were not buying his canned prestream bullshit. It doesnāt matter how many times he says heās successful now or that what he does will be remembered for being meaningful to his small audience of LARPers and even smaller audience of actual fans. That bottle can never be uncorked and on some level, he knows this too. Thatās why when he behaves as smugly as he did last night, itās all the more amusing because itās absolutely a facade. I expect this schizo behavior to worsen as time marches on. Strap in.
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So something I caught popping in and out of POPās restream and backs up a theo theory I plastered all over the farms, which my account got nuked oddly, and the sub redditsā¦
He only played Super Turbo after it was popular and was on itās way out. He first mentioned this being such a HUGE fan of Final Fantasy III (VI) that he was such huge fan that that was all he played and didnāt get into fighting games till after FFIIIā¦did you know itās called Doki Doki Panic Fantady 6 in japan
Being around his age, but older and also being into fighting games and jrpgs this tickled my tism and phil has an such a horrible concept of time that I think he actually discovered time travel. I swear that FF6 came out as SF2 had finally run its course and I was right. He then a few streams later would contradict this statement.
Ahh those were the days when it would take at least one stream for him to contradict what he just said instead if in the same thought. The insanity saga is the best saga. right? right? alright! anyway.
He just openly admitted it in this last stream that he didnāt play SSF2T till after it had run itās course.
Now if one of the larpers in his chat on Friday asks him when he started playing SF2 heāll probably come up with something else.
From what I saw of this Q&A it just seemed like Phil spent a day off going through the farms or at the least the subreddits that all just got nuked and was doing a debunk stream to convince himself none of what the detractors say is true.
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I think if he ends up doing DSPolitics heās going to go full grifter acting like he was reading marvel comics till the went woke and how he was a huge starwars fan.
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Mature Adult With Business Degree is dunking on Apple today.
- Apple is on a downward swing
- Apple is boneheaded
- No longer prominent
- Vision Pro = visor, Cyclops from XMen, no one wants that except morons
- Vision Pro is dumb
- Everyone else has caught up to Apple
- Everyone makes better products now
Mental illness at display, there is no way he is that ignorant.
Edit:
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I thought weād make it to friday before completely contradicting his own claim he really didnāt get into fighting games until ST was on itās way out but heās so far gone he canāt even make it 24 hours.
Today heās an OG of the FGC and he was the reason why there was a Street Fighter IV cause of his grass roots movement to keep fighting games alive so he wantās to do a fighting game special stream where dents tell him heās so great as he self felates over old videos of him at evo beating ānotable namesā
JUST FUCKING LAST NIGHT He was saying how he didnāt get into fighting games till the end of STās run and he wasnāt even that good just not a lot of people played ST, unlike now good he is at street fighter 6.
Now itās he was an OG and beat notable names at EVO.
which is it you mental patient?
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Because a TRILLION dollar company is āon a downward spiralā, not realizing companies like Apple have 5 to 10 year plans on what they want to do with products and their company. Iām surprised Tim Cook hasnāt reached out to Phil and beg him to come work for Apple to come up with the next generation product.
A bit of a spoiler alert about Apple, and Iām not saying this because Iām a Apple fanboy, but there have been long standing rumors about Apple having a manager training program called Apple University that all of their managers and upper elite go through that is taught by Harvard alumni, ya know, the school that Phil applied for and got denied because heās not a basketball American and isnāt good at sports, and he couldnāt get a scholarship like his peers, even though he did extra activities to make himself more of a āwell rounded person.ā
This is also the same idiot that thinks he can get a job at Boeing because he did customer support at HSI, therefore, he knows about the aerospace industry, along with a middle manager position at Microsoft and Google. What makes you think heās qualified? He runs his own business. Truth be told, he does have the attitude and will fit right inā¦but the technical knowhow? Well, thatās severely lacking. Also, he would fail the screening with just the questions. Some of those questions are well known, but its a good critical thinking question. One of those questions is āDesign a escape plan of San Francisco?ā Snort āWell, what you do is get a whole bunch of credit cards, mmkay! Then, you max them all out, and move to another part of the country and put all your new furniture on credit, while leaving all your old stuff behind, because itās crap.ā
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The past few days of Dave going full toxic nuclear plant, it doesnāt come as a shock. I honestly think this is going to be the norm for Phil going forward. I think the troll names - the one about how Linda shouldāve swallowed was fucking hilarious - and I know that CUT Phil DEEP! However, this is also the same dumbass that called his parents āfucking stupidā for not getting him that Wolverine toy when he was 14. I digress. Also, I love how heās now trying to retcon his whole entire history and how he was āalways the victimā in everything. Being a cancer on the FGC? Well, he was hated first. Him being a piece of shit to everyone online, but kissing your ass if you were a top player in person? Wrong! Didnāt happen. You want proof? Trust me, dood! Snort Even though there is backups of the old fourms he used to LIVE his life on, but heāll claim those old PMās are long gone, which heāll say āThat was the truth of how people felt about him.ā, his rant on the Cannons, the trolls, etcā¦
Heāll tell you āTrolls ruined my life.ā Sure, Phil! We all put a gun to your head and made you take out 13 credit cards, we forced you to sign that lease on that BMW, we told you to move across the country because you didnāt want to live in a place you hated, we forced you to be a cancer on the FGC, a cancer to any relationship and friendship youāve had. Sure, Phil.
This is just the beginning, folks! Him being toxic more and more is just the beginning.
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Hey buddy, Phil has a 10 year plan too. He totally does, dood. 
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So, Phil being Philā¦instead of being entertaining, taking a hint of responsibility, and instead trying to game the YouTube system, he decided to clickbait the Fallout 4 stream, getting 24K+ views, and how much did he make? 3 centsā¦and who did he blame? YouTube, of course. Not for trying to clickbait the streams and videos with a clickbait title of ā60 fpsā, people fast forwarding through the playthrough to find, etcā¦
Keep being classy, Dave.
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And just as EVERYONE expected, he missed the point of the boycott by FUCKING LIGHTYEARS
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Heās so fucking toxic today. Constantly yelling at his audience that no one gives a fuck about the gaming news topics that theyāre interested in. Flip-flopping back and forth on this Stellar Blade thing, ultimately downplaying it as āminor visual tweaksā and belittling people for caring about it.
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EDIT:
Phil complains about the night stream in tonightās Daily Wrap.
He says that support was terrible for tonightās Helldivers stream. The audience was disengaged and falling asleep at certain points. He didnāt even make twenty bucks 
Phil kicked ass tonight, apparently, and heās dissapointed that only half of his audience showed up to see it.
( 6:48 )
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Phil has to be the only streamer where as a fan you are obligated and required to attend every stream. Wild levels of entitlement on display.
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Itās so exhausting being a DSP fan.
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$14 day stream 
This is one for the books.
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I canāt remember when the last time we saw a $14 day stream, it has to be before the 1MM era. Phil is going to be on edge tonight.
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Now now dents, cant own the trolls on just 14 dollars.
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The begging today oh man, really taking control phil lol. āMy goalsā¦ or betterā
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